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    Hi Dave , google aqua diving for your area ,they normally have they're own pumps to fill dive cylinders , my local only charges 4.50 to fill mine 10lt. Regards
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    PIL

    My wife said, "can you explain to me why i've just found a pair of woman's knicker's in your coat pocket?" i said, "yes. Its because you're a nosey cnut!"

    1. paulus

      paulus

      been on facebook have we....lol

    2. tomano1

      tomano1

      ye i have why like ?

    3. PIL

      PIL

      DON'T DO THE FACEBOOK .LOL

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    3 women, one engaged, one a mìstress, & one married. They decide to treat their men by wearing black stockings & suspenders, black leather basque, black knee high boots and a leather face mask. Later the engaged women says, "My man jumped me and made love to me all night!" The mistress adds, "Me too. We had wild, dirty sex till dawn!" The married woman says, "My husband came home, slapped my arse and said, "What's for tea Batman?"

    1. tomano1

      tomano1

      lmfo pmsl and all that i was just going to say that u must have been watching me type ?

    2. PIL

      PIL

      Well " we are in the same room " ain't we ! LOL

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    nice going bud,bargain' i suppose i owe you £12,now. :yes: sorted. I wish he had bought the other one with all the whistles and bells ,that would of made you choke :laugh: just let me no steve when your going to post replys'AND ile make shore IME OUT,your boring the tits off me. now get back to the washing up, you no the score Chaz family comes first :laugh:Edited to say if the cleaning ain't done and up to scratch by the time the Mrs gets home there's going to be two cleaners looking for other employment.(dont do cleaning Chaz )
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    nice going bud,bargain' i suppose i owe you £12,now. :yes: sorted. I wish he had bought the other one with all the whistles and bells ,that would of made you choke :laugh:
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    hi Neil yes please ! we had a look at the location last week and all the wood what was there last year is gone! so chaz & I are collecting as i type! lol. I usually get a large water but full of off cuts of site, so nice to BBQ off And their was me thinking you was out collecting lead at that time of the morning :laugh: no steve not collecting lead ....but weighing pellets Davey has lost it for sure ...hang on a miniute .....did he really have it lol hi Dave i am beginning to wonder myself,whether i ever did actually have it at least once!! :laugh: at least
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    hi Neil yes please ! we had a look at the location last week and all the wood what was there last year is gone! so chaz & I are collecting as i type! lol. I usually get a large water but full of off cuts of site, so nice to BBQ off And their was me thinking you was out collecting lead at that time of the morning :laugh: dont get fish and chippy stevo,you wont be allowed to come buddy,unless you earn them browny points,ha,ha. I was referring to the organ grinder not the monkey :laugh: luv you to chaz . ha,ha.i might be a monkey,but this monkey goes were he wants,when he
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    that's what I said to Davy when we were in his shed on Friday after he'd had a fecking curry. awwwwww lol
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    hi Neil yes please ! we had a look at the location last week and all the wood what was there last year is gone! so chaz & I are collecting as i type! lol. I usually get a large water but full of off cuts of site, so nice to BBQ off And their was me thinking you was out collecting lead at that time of the morning :laugh: dont get fish and chippy stevo,you wont be allowed to come buddy,unless you earn them browny points,ha,ha. I was referring to the organ grinder not the monkey :laugh: luv you to chaz .
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    hi Neil yes please ! we had a look at the location last week and all the wood what was there last year is gone! so chaz & I are collecting as i type! lol. I usually get a large water but full of off cuts of site, so nice to BBQ off And their was me thinking you was out collecting lead at that time of the morning :laugh:
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    You grumpy ? Your the event jester :laugh: youre not the first person to call me a joke... I couldn't imagine a dark cloud coming anywhere near you , always got a smile on you face and cracking a joke
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    The Stone Roses

    PIL posted a topic in General Talk

    So who's off to see the roses ...... Lucky feckers.
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    You grumpy ? Your the event jester :laugh:
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    any more of that basil and I'll report you for bullying
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    Cheers Davy
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    Wurz the joker in the pack ,can't wait
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    it would be nice to finally meet you Craig
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    Hi p***y Dave you best put me down so I can keep an eye on you ,can't trust you and all that lead on the farmers roof :laugh:
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    PIL

    Artic- Did he walk or was he pushed ?

    1. ferretess

      ferretess

      indeed lol

    2. tomano1

      tomano1

      Well that's what the brush calls is lol

    3. paulus

      paulus

      or did his imagination just get the better of him....lol

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    POLL

    PIL replied to christian71's topic in General Talk

    LOL
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    POLL

    PIL replied to christian71's topic in General Talk

    Feck it Chris you got my vote .lol
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    This ain't fecking e-fecking bay . Name your price or risk ad getting pulled .
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    Thanks for putting that up brings a smile every time I see it
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    Gazza against Collin Hendry - lest we never forget :laugh:
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    HE HAD IT SENT TO DUBLIN FOR THE IRISH TEAM TO WHATCH WHEN THE GET HOME TOMORROW nill point :laugh: :laugh:
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