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GRAM71

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  1. sorry mate, i don't mean the vegetable, although last time i went shopping they were a fair bit more than 22p each, i meant swedish mauser, more commonly known as a 6.5x55, last lot of factory ammo i bought was a batch of norma at a shocking £1.75 a bang good quality brass though so i'll be reloading that in the future.
  2. Nicely put but i think we all know you mean 'You've cracked a few aff tae Red tube.....................!!!"........ Dagnamit! foiled again!
  3. ain't that the truth, i blame that utter shite lawrence llewellyn bowen for giving the common masses delusions of grandeur and making them believe they can do all the diy themselves, i've done quite a bit of decorating in the past, some of the total effin inbreds out there that call themselves decorators is astounding, it's a bloody shame, decs get all the hard work of putting all the other feckers shit right.
  4. professional ducker and diver mate, carpenter by trade but i did 5 yrs in a foundry during the last recession, dabbled in the porn industry, and generally bullshitted my way into a lot of site managerial roles, but always fall back to the tools in the end.
  5. try shooting a swede regular! i wish they were 22p a pop i have a love/hate relationship with my hmr, when it's behaving it's fine but every now and then it'll let go a flyer and that's when i put the fecker away and say "never again". until the next time that is. for an all rounder i'd have to say my 22lrs get a lot of use
  6. i was on the recieving end of this particular "shitty stick" a few years back, during chemo i managed to pick up an infection which ballsed up my aortic valve, requiring emergency surgery for a prosthetic valve, it's not just the tories that screwed up the system, labour had a big part to play too. at the end of the day it's just governments in general, doesn't matter which colours they fly under. they're all a bunch of cnutes bryson, i've just read your post mate, i really hope all goes well for you, sincerely. gram.
  7. norweigan fellas are lovely dutch girls are nice too all the girls were nice just some of the fellas were offish
  8. the rest of them were thongs or pretty lacey things, you know, party knickers, just thought it'd be fun watching him try and explain away the grubby, jizz splattered ones i put up
  9. yep, funnily enough in india we were kinda singled out by the swedes and norwegians.
  10. GRAM71

    confession

    or tammy whinnette? 2 innuendos for the price of 1
  11. oh, and another involving my mate bob, he used to work the furnaces and every monday morning he'd hang up another pair of shredded panties from one of his conquests, i bought the biggest pair of old granny knickers i could find off the market, dragged them through a muddy patch, squirted core gum,(dries like spunk) all over them and hung them up on his wall of fame,
  12. GRAM71

    confession

    stand by your nan
  13. GRAM71

    confession

    Oh,it's one of those topics, hmmm, is your name Sue by any chance?
  14. GRAM71

    confession

    i don't mind some of it, steve earl especially
  15. speaking of shit taches, when i used to work in the foundry, a mate of mine used to wipe his arse on the sweat band in our hard hats, got the fecker back tho, he's a bit of a vain ponce, and blind as a bat, and used to ride in on his harley lookalike in the summer, i coloured his scrippy sunglasses in with magic marker, and wiped my sweaty cock over the handlebar grips, and then watched as he hopped on his bike, donned said glasses, and then proceeded to plow through the wall of the bike shelter
  16. and i used to have a laser pointer for the cat to play with, he used to go nuts for it, so one night when we had the daughter and her boyfriend round i pointed the laser dot at the boyfriends groin, that cat went like a guided missile full pelt for him! f**k i laughed!!
  17. GRAM71

    lost my mum

    that's really sad, my condolences. what's sadder is that i couldn't give a toss about my own mother, she abandoned me and my sisters at an early age,
  18. in my younger more experimental days, i took the girlfriend up the clackervalve, only problem was she was a bit clogged up and curled one out on the carpet after i withdrew...
  19. Christ on a bike! it all goes on 'ere don't it?
  20. just a quick tip, try using chemfix to anchor the bolts to the wall, and dome headed nuts to help prevent scratching your guns
  21. Oi you cheeky cock! It's not stalking! just "extreme liking" how's you then post PW ban? how come you got kicked off there eh?
  22. calm down you lot, it's only the internet, in my experience all dogs have this "prey drive", it's just that gun dogs, well good ones anyway, are trained not to just go chasing off the first thing they see.
  23. haven't got a 223 but my swede likes norma 156gr alaskans, i can make nice little cloverleaf groups at 150ish yds they are a bit on the pricey side though, £35 a box, but i'd rather have 1 accurate shot than 2 or 3 that were just round about the target. cheaper in the long run.
  24. What a load of bollocks. How do you think a gundog catches a runner to retrieve it? A decent gundog needs plenty of 'preydrive' in order to do it's job properly. only after they've been given the the command surely?
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