Lab
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its easier for having a wank...........
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Dont bother explaining how the button got 'stuck'..............we can all guess......
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i can i have your 1991 skoda now you've sorted a range rover out? Spread the joy i say, its yours, although one of my dogs left some runny stool on the passenger seat, its gone but the stain is hidden with a copy of the countrymans weekly, which you can have to........ This is the lowest i have seen you stoop................blaming the 'dogs' now for skidmarks on the seat when Stabba has already informed us you like to drive about naked looking for freebies...........
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White pudding is that what they call hogs pudding? Your cooked brekkie is my idea of a perfect one too Mal. I think it's similar to hogs pudding mate. http://en.wikipedia....i/White_pudding I've only ever seen once round here, it was in a deli counter in a small shop. if you see some anywhere grab it, it's bloody lovely. Quite amazing the things some people struggle too get in different parts of the country. Looks like your missing out on White pudding, Irn Bru and Tennets lager down there......
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Is this the reason you make no feckin sense..............are you a big fat Yank?.....
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Exactly....we can find a tiny tribe deep in the amazon rainforest but we cant find a big cat in the uk................but simo says there out there so i think that makes it gospel.... it was out there!!!! unfortunately shoota matts hob scoffed it so the evidence has gone forever. ..Was that the last 1?...................ffs could he have not taken a photo!! Maybe the neighbours have a photo still...........you think shoota matt would be kind enough to go and ask?.....
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Exactly....we can find a tiny tribe deep in the amazon rainforest but we cant find a big cat in the uk................but simo says there out there so i think that makes it gospel....
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catchy! I was leaning towards................... "Pish"!!!!....
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Yes i seen that too. If i'm not mistaken there was a small photo of them starting up at the plane? I'm sure i read that there camp had been destroyed by people looking for them and they had already moved on.........sad!!!
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I gave up eating that shit about a year ago now....Mcd's, KFC, Burger King.............. Demolish a subway when i see them though....
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i'm more shocked you have a McDonalds in scotland. Theres clans of them up here mate..................lol
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Cant believe you pair are spoiling this thread with shit McDonalds.................
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You really need to stop eating McDonalds mate.......it'll be the death of you!!!.......
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Yes....start with something smaller than the dummy. She will be getting put of by the weight of the dummy and there a good chance with ner holding up the dummy she is not seeing the jump clearly on returning with it. Lets face it she's a very young puppy to be doing any kind of training like this. You be better of sitting in the garden playing with her than any sort of training for months yet......
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Than West Ham...... .............i doubt it!!....
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Gready C@NT ..and there speaks a muesli & fruit juice faggot if ever I heard one... I'd have thought Christian was more of a Lucky Charms man myself....................
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Apple Identification Please
Lab replied to lurchergrrl's topic in Living Off The Land & Game Cooking
They look very much like the apples that used to grow on my tree in the front garden. I remember my grandad used to make crumble from them. -
Your such a fag simo ............imagine coming up here for a wee hunting trip and in the morning i said i'll make the brekkie and you asked for f*****g 'sauteeted potatoes'????................GET f*****g OUT!!!!!!!....
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Well that sounds just lovely mate but i could miss out the plum tomatoes and replace them with a couple of pork sausages.....I usually like a roll on the side to shove a few slice of bacon on and an egg. Leave about quarter of the roll at the end for scooping up all the sauce and bean juice.............mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!..
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Didn't mean to put you off your porridge pal, I thought you Jocks were made of sterner stuff that that.. Its the weekend mate..............spoiled my self with square sausage, haggis and egg on a couple of rolls. Just had to go cut the grass there to work it off......you'd be so proud of me..... What, no black pudding, white pudding or fruit slice? A man's gotta keep on top of his grass... ffs i'm not a pig............. I forgot to mention the tattie scone... well technically you missed out bacon, mushrooms, beans, toast and a cup of tea but al let you off..
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Didn't mean to put you off your porridge pal, I thought you Jocks were made of sterner stuff that that.. Its the weekend mate..............spoiled my self with square sausage, haggis and egg on a couple of rolls. Just had to go cut the grass there to work it off......you'd be so proud of me..... What, no black pudding, white pudding or fruit slice? A man's gotta keep on top of his grass... ffs i'm not a pig.............
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The Measure of your Shoot day
Lab replied to Dave C's topic in Gamekeeping, Conservation & Shoot Management
Well i cant wait for the season to start and as i pick up on my local shoot the dogs are itching to get going. When i was younger i did the beating side of things, and although i enjoyed it i always felt when your were stuck in the middle of the wood you were missing it on all the shooting. Now that i get the chance to stand behind the guns and work the dogs i'd quite happily go 6 days a week. Nothing beats the dogs working great and getting compliments on quality retrieves, makes all the training worth the while. Oh and a sloe gin here or there and banter with the pickers up/beaters/ keepers -
Didn't mean to put you off your porridge pal, I thought you Jocks were made of sterner stuff that that.. Its the weekend mate..............spoiled my self with square sausage, haggis and egg on a couple of rolls. Just had to go cut the grass there to work it off......you'd be so proud of me.....
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Sounds like some sacrifices could turn out to be a real pain in the ass.... Thats why you've got loads of permission mate......acres and acres of lush countryside for running the dogs but you've got an arse like a ripped oot fire place...... More like the black hole of calcutta.. aww...... ......think al leave half of my breakfast now..........
