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Lab

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  1. Not fishing but I think you know that.
  2. Looks like he's burnt the cakes??
  3. ....Well it was an early start for Lab...he had decided to drive down so up early and get ready to go pick up Scot. "Scotland top....check......Kilt...check......'see you jimmy hat'...check......condoms....check......"......and he left Fife heading for falkirk. After driving around the tramps, dead bodies and dog shit Lab turned up at Scots block of flats......Lab peeped the horn and Scot shouted down from the 17th floor that ge would be 5 mins. Luckily Lab had purchased Simos book so he thought he would give it a read.......after the first page he was bored and threw it in the back seat. The
  4. Jesus christ............i thought you were the keeper......never knew you were part-time...........
  5. ..................Brilliant mate...... Looks like you have covered everything. Now if you could just squeeze in a bit about you not coming because your a shitebag that would be great........
  6. Lab

    Bald Or Grey?

    Darby Kelly................belly...... ......Had to google it though.......some weird shit these cockneys slaver.......
  7. Lab

    Bald Or Grey?

    Aye.....attached tae an auld craw....... you'll see at the fishing do, you'll be asking who's the young lad......................that's won If Socks doesnt get the wooden spoon then you better hope you dont get it anyway...................
  8. Lab

    Bald Or Grey?

    Aye.....attached tae an auld craw.......
  9. Lab

    Bald Or Grey?

    My hairs part grey & to be honest if it goes white I wont dye it.. just get a good crop on it .. I cant stand women who leave there hair to grow long & its part grey .. looks rank .. I think you need a good short cut to carry off grey hair when your female WHITE!!!! Fkn hell, so there is worse to come My hair will go white as I get older .. my old dads been white for 30 years Now you mention it, I saw a white haired paki once, that looked f*****g mental same here baw, he was in cowdenbeath and he spoke the local dialect............jockanese Think i know him..........
  10. So what you saying.....it stole it to show the Osprey whos boss? So not only do they kill for food and fun.....they now kill to show there the daddy..............Lets get the cull started then.....
  11. being a keeper or hunt staff for the last 20 years I think I understand that we're there's life there's death, better than most, you clown !! i cant believe paid said that to a full time keeper.......... Aye but he just fucks aboot wi terriers noo....................
  12. Paul Gasgoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery. " We're glad to have him back!" said Ally McCoist.

  13. 2 front teeth knocked out in prison.....................take that for starters you prick!!!
  14. ^^^ carefull lab-tastic he's got them big hands And short arms........
  15. Done.....also done my bit for against gay marriage...........
  16. The father in law bought my eldest boy a Scottish rugby top a few years back, no problem with that at all.. However, the wife put it on my daughter once on a Scotland v Wales international day... The father in law bought my eldest boy a Scottish rugby top a few years back, no problem with that at all.. However, the wife put it on my daughter once on a Scotland v Wales international day... ........Did she take it off at the end of the game and say "And why the f**k did you make me wear that then Mummy???????/ ".... Nope, she took off before the first whistl
  17. The father in law bought my eldest boy a Scottish rugby top a few years back, no problem with that at all.. However, the wife put it on my daughter once on a Scotland v Wales international day... The father in law bought my eldest boy a Scottish rugby top a few years back, no problem with that at all.. However, the wife put it on my daughter once on a Scotland v Wales international day... ........Did she take it off at the end of the game and say "And why the f**k did you make me wear that then Mummy???????/ "....
  18. Lab

    Bald Or Grey?

    Well me having brown hair...(i have so you can all f**k right off) ive started to get a good few greys cropping up at the sides. Ive tried the skinhead look and i dont suit it. Although my Dad is bald i'm not worried as i take my hair from my Mums side....thick as, like ma heed!!...
  19. why you wearing an west ham top...... Its barca and he's 6, he can wear any top he wants, well maybe not an English rugby top. a nice rangers top Look the wee lad is Welsh and got a dwarf for a Dad........bit unfair putting a Hun top on him as well............
  20. Thats it ya hook beaked b*****d..................seal your own fate...
  21. Come on lads go easy on Stewie.......we all know he has a problem with football shirts..........
  22. Prune.....its prune. I'm going to chop this fecking tree down just to end the slagging.............
  23. why you wearing an west ham top...... Its barca and he's 6, he can wear any top he wants, well maybe not an English rugby top. Only maybe not?! Bit harsh that mate.......i'm sure his son can wear whatever he likes. If it was me i wouldnt be to bothered........................probably because he'd be evicted fom my house and i wouldnt speak to the little shit every again.........
  24. yeh make sure they enjoy it ,because if ihad done it me , he would have prob have to learn to walk again, thats if he could ,evera gain wonderful things a 686 12g is ........A fights a fight but purposely maiming someone for the hell off it is out of order. Dont think i could look in the mirror everyday with a piece of my face missing without wanting to sort the twat properly.
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