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marky b

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  1. Leave him alone the man loves his sausage lol
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    Most Don't . . They Think Its Welsh . . When My Mrs Was Having Our Last Child 23yrs Ago Id Convinced Her If The Baby Was A Girl "Lanesra" Would Be A Lovely Name . . It Wasn't Until It Was A Boy I Told Her so you admit your using a girls name ?
  3. Sounds like Arnie???yeah but which oneAhha.......Running Man???
  4. we`ve got a wedding same weekend but were trying to get round it.. i bet you'll make it hopefully I'll be going
  5. Sounds like Arnie???yeah but which one
  6. I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-DAMN SPINEEE!!!
  7. I know it's getting too corn-y now ??
  8. I think six is the limit unless you book group tickets seetickets.com
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    image.jpg Well Here Goes Stig !! Me & Herbert Chapman .Which ones which? if your not fast your last You don't need to be fast when you can make other peoples posts disappear.. with great power comes great responsibility ?
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    image.jpg Well Here Goes Stig !! Me & Herbert Chapman .Which ones which? if your not fast your last ?
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    image.jpg Well Here Goes Stig !! Me & Herbert Chapman .which one are you lol ?
  12. Benny from Total Recall! "Screw you Beneeeeey!!" ?
  13. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
  14. you should spread your salted butter all over her baps dip your bread son
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  16. My little girls ginger bantys URL=http://s1354.photobucket.com/user/markyburnside/media/9A5D420F-FFF0-4326-814F-C915D3D591BD_zpsazpxufv8.jpg.html][/url]
  17. C'mon man i got five kids to feed
  18. hear no evil see no evilThey turned Pete into a toad
  19. I've drunk in a few pubs in shardlow that get a few off the narrow boats in. Allways thought it'd be good craic weather permitting of course lol
  20. gran TorinoThank f**k mate, was doing my head in what the name of that film was. Gonna see if I can get it somewhere, not seen it in ages yeah good film you can't beat a bit of Clint here's another from one of his Lord you made every other man outta clay! Why'd you after make mine outta dog shit
  21. All I wanted was a burger
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