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Welcome
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Nothing wrong with that.
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Welcome Marc
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.Jokes This girl looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." *********** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." *********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty
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£5 million a year to keep this scumbag and his kin in our country. Whilst we will loose thousands of pensioners again this winter who have to decide eat or heat, who have paid their taxes.
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Was it new rifles you were looking at Tom?
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Hi Tom, I have the 550 Lux in .308, had the barrel cut from 24" to 21" and fitted a t8 on it, it's a lovely rifle.ATBBob
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Well done
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:toast:
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And how, victory at last.
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Think Cameron likes it up the day & nighter.
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RIP
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Done.
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My girlfriend has just asked me how many women I've shagged. I said, 'I really don't want to answer that love, you know I've had a past & I don't want to upset you!' 'C'mon' she said, 'I can handle it!' So I had to sit there and count them all. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, you, 10, 11, 12.
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.My Wife asked me to go to the Doctors about my Erection problem, she wasn't pleased when I came back and gave her some Slimming Pills.
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. Son said to Dad “I'm Gay.” Dad looks at his other son and said “What about you?” Other son said “Me too Dad.” Dad said “f**k me, doesn't anyone in this f*****g family like pussy?” The Daughter said “I do…” 10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says “If any of you are Paedophiles you can f**k off down to Hell.” Nine of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out “And take this deaf b*****d with you.” In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see
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Almost a hole in one.
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Cheeky!
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Brill :toast:
