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  1. rob190364

    OCDs

    what have I done by starting this thread???? the site is full of lunatics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. rob190364

    OCDs

    you're officially the most mental person on here so far!!!
  3. rob190364

    OCDs

    just don't put them on to begin with
  4. I just wear creased clothes just go around wearing skin tight clothes, doesn't need ironing then
  5. rob190364

    farting

    well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Pushing the fart back in by any chance............ or the knickers with the gravey stain down the rear a proper wrong un!!!!
  6. nice pup, now that is going to do some eating!!!
  7. do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!! I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing??????????????????
  8. rob190364

    OCDs

    she has a very good point!!!
  9. rob190364

    farting

    Kind of says it all about the calibre of the people on THL when the hot topic of the morning is shit and farting
  10. rob190364

    OCDs

    the door thing,is from your jail days lol far from that, its the creak as the door slowly opens then a mans voice saying 'SSSSHHHHHHH, mummys asleep, its daddys time!' you're a wrong un!
  11. rob190364

    farting

    It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick: well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth Earths a secret sick gobb
  12. rob190364

    farting

    that is quality!!!!!!!!! the mud slide is genius!
  13. rob190364

    farting

    Well if you women were a bit more ladylike and kept control of your bodily functions at all times it would never have been started in the first place dont blame me im single i can fart all over if i like.. ..anyway how many of you lot hold it in!!!! I do, I could never fart in front of a woman
  14. rob190364

    OCDs

    the door thing,is from your jail days lol
  15. rob190364

    farting

    Well if you women were a bit more ladylike and kept control of your bodily functions at all times it would never have been started in the first place
  16. rob190364

    farting

    It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick:
  17. rob190364

    OCDs

    must be a welsh thing you need to seek special help I ain't Welsh, I'm English, just live in Wales....when I was 5 I trapped my head in the boot of a Talbot Horizon, I think that's what it must be
  18. rob190364

    farting

    It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!!
  19. No worries pal, it'll be in the post by last post today Cheers
  20. rob190364

    farting

    isn't that the greatest moment of your life??? kinda took the shine off it a little did it??
  21. rob190364

    OCDs

    I've got a couple of minor ones....like when I'm turning up the volume on tv or radio I have to have it on an even number, or if it's one of them volume controls with lines I have to have it on the line rather than inbetween 2 lines. When I was younger if I banged or even touched my hand on something I'd have to bang the other hand in exactly the same place don't do that now though The worst I've ever seen though is one of my mates, if she's going out for a night out she has to go round all the house in a specific order and switch every single light on and then off, if anything at all
  22. rob190364

    farting

    It's totally wrong! I fancied this girl for ages once and one day at the end of a party I got her chatting in the kitchen and she said "you don't mind if I fart do you" and before I could answer just let one go!!! that was it, end of story.....it's got to be one of the biggest turn offs ever! I used to go out with a girl who used to go and have a shit in the bathroom when her mum or dad were in the bath she said it was OK cos they'd pull the shower curtain across. Some people are just plain odd! On the opposite end of the scale, my sisters ex used to leave the taps on full blast
  23. if there's a karl pilkington lookalike award you might stand a chance of getting recognition
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