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Irish Lurcher

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  1. Great little picture mate, I messed around with it and hope you dont mind.
  2. Irish Lurcher

    at last

    How do you think the match will go????
  3. Alright Jim, Welcome to the site, play your cards right and I might bring you out lamping charlie
  4. Some form of toyota, they last forever
  5. I can see a strom brewing PMSL No sly comments....................... Talk about putting ones hand out
  6. Have to say that you have one stunnimg looking pup, I love the brindle. Hope you enjoy his early years, cause you will reep the rewards further down the line, nice and easy with him. Lokks a bit like my own pup
  7. I surpose it would be handy running it on cooking oil, cause if you broke down you could fry some chips while your waiting.
  8. This paki guy was riding around the village on his new donkey. As this was the first donkey in the town peolpe came from all corners to have butchers at this donkey. Anyway one young lad asked what sex was the donkey? The proud owners says it a female, how can you tell asked another man, well said the owner when I was riding the donkey through the other village all the people were saying, look at the smelly c**t on that donkey. ……………………………………………………………………………………… Tarzan had lived for many years on his own in the jung
  9. Chill out rats, we get enough barney from the mods
  10. I agree with you on this one Kay, looks are not everything, but it helps if you don’t look like you have just got out of a coffin to have a leak.
  11. Kay I have seen better looking car crash victims.
  12. If you look at her eyebrows they look like a seagull flying. I would walk a million miles for one of those smiles.
  13. Kay he has just sent me a picture of her, now I am wondering who was screaming in fear, him or her.
  14. I have a soft spot for cats, but my lurcher has a dislke for them.
  15. Bet ya every guy on this site has just brushed their hair in hope
  16. Nowth wrong with a more mature person, we have a saying in Ireland, The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune.
  17. be honest, that sticky moment was your fella
  18. Who was he/she, where and how old. Well come on folks lets be having it. Who was the person, name, and did you make a fool of yourself in the act. Cause I know a fella who fell for this girl many years ago and on the way home from the local disco they ended up in the corn fields and the poor b*****d did;ent even make it as far as getting his trousers down, a sticky moment.
  19. Pike in the Boyne at Trim Never seen a Pike down that neck of the woods, I have fished it hard for trout for many a year around Trim and never saw Pike. Not calling you a lair, but seems strange.
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