Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind'll blow the hare in your face
Find blind man on nude beach, not hard
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ
He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
He who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent
Man who kisses girls behind, gets crack in face