WILF
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Get to Miami ?
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Find his way to a racecourse ?
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Get out of van and broom round ?
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Occupation: Bottle of Sunny delight ! lol
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Nah, I’m done, I keep imagining you in your orange quilted joggers with the shiny stripes ! lol lol…..f***ing hell ! lol
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I watched that episode with the butcher and the pig !
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You’re a pretty funny chap, I just chuckled to myself about everyone getting onboard with £5k straightners only to find out the bloke throwing out challenges dresses up as a bottle of Sunny Delight for a living ! lol Your nippers must be the most popular kids in class, everyone thinks their dad is Ronald McDonald ! lol
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You need a f***ing shoeshine, looks like you nicked them from the charity shop you state ! lol
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Translated means, you ain’t even rated enough to be allowed to broom round so they make the liability stay in the van ! I used to do similar with lads, you assign them according to ability….so the switched on lads would have switched on roles, the mongaloids could just about manage standing by a lift and pushing a button…..think about this, you ain’t even pushing a button !….you get told to wait in the motor ! lol I can imagine the morning conversations with the Forman: “Here Charlie, what shall we get the gonk doing ?” ”f***ing hell, leave that f***ing dreamer in the van,
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f**k me, what do you work as ?….a traffic cone ?
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Just drive to Doncaster and ask anyone if they know where the hardest, richest man in Donny lives and they will point you in the right direction…..don’t go too early mind, he has to drop the other station cleaners off when the shift finishes, designated driver see as they make the gonk stay in the van because he can’t be trusted with a broom and black plastic bag ! lol
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Shouldn’t take long seeing as it doesn’t exist ! lol
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I ain’t got no money, I’m a poor retired pensioner. We can’t all afford to shop in Sports Direct reduced section and cut about in the latest puma’s you know ! lol
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I reckon Dan would kick you all round your resin driveway like an empty can……I can hear the screams of “Please don’t scratch the Tesla” as I type this ! lol
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Fair play to you lad, you’ve got some tests lined up…..you better get down the gym and take some photos of some weights so that you are fully in shape when the time comes ?
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I’ll do a wave from the car for a grand if anyone’s interested ? lol
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Here’s a thing I think most people overlook mate…….the public don’t give two fucks if you are decent and respectful ! They couldn’t care less if you took a vet, was dressed in full shooting suit and had a picnic of cucumber Sandwiches plus a collection box for the homeless…..you're killing things with dogs and it’s so far removed from their daily life they don’t need or care to know more than that ! On a wider note, my personal opinion is nobody is f***ing the dog game “more”…..it’s f****d already, nothing anyone does is going to change that……so, if those lads take a notion to c
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Not his fault, just got the leccy bill ! lol
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By the title I thought Seagull had run his pup over in the Tesla ?
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People are fickle and funny, if it was a report of someone had taken a semi auto and wasted a couple of burglars breaking in their house everyone would be “good on him, everyone should be allowed to do it !” Well, the difference is, American's can do it…….
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Said for years mate, the only cure for utter madness is worse madness….we are in a bad spot and I don’t think anyone even realises how bad.
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day ! lol
