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  1. Lee85

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    Fifteen skinheads chased a Pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of shit out of him. Eventually, the police arrived and arrested everyone. One of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen. When the clerk replied, "Yes," the cop asked why he didn't help out. "I thought fifteen was enough," came the reply.
  2. Lee85

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    A Paki went into a bar and asked, "Could you recommend your finest port?" "Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now f**k off."
  3. Lee85

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    A Paki went into a bar and asked, "Could you recommend your finest port?" "Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now f**k off."
  4. Lee85

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    INFATUATION c**t. A Paki walks into a chip shop and asks how they cook there chips. Confused? Read the first two words again.
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    Whats Brown and bumps into tables? Harvey Price
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    If the McCanns had spent more time looking for Maddie and less on their "Oven Chip" business, maybe they'd have been more successful.
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    why do asprins work? because there white. -------------------------------------------------- I just read that Lady Gaga has had to cancel a concert due to ill health. Poor bloke, it must be man flu.
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    Well i for one think it's a bit early to be making Jokes about the Earthquake in Haiti and suggest we wait for the dust to settle
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    What do you call a Rabbi who lives in the Alps? Mountain Jew!
  10. Lee85

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    A Haitian VooDoo Witchdoctor claimed to be the reason for the earthquake. He put all of his dolls in the washing machine.
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    Two asian brothers killed when they fell through a frozen pond in Birmingham. ITV are to make a documentry on the 3rd brother who survived the ordeal. Dan Singh on Ice will be screened in the spring!!
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    What do you call a white woman with a black baby? Single.
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    My wife thinks I have erectile dysfunction. I just don't have the heart to tell her she's a fat ugly c**t.
  14. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8462587.stm more bad press for responsible folk
  15. i've found a site you can buy them from but there more expensive than the rifle itself! http://www.dowlings.uk.com/acatalog/Air_Arms.html
  16. i've not had it personally happen to me yet but it's happend to my mate a couple of times, i've seen it, and blown air into his eye. I think the reason it does it is not enough friction on the cocking bolt - as Davy says stick an O ring on it and it will give it some, stopping it!
  17. On my mates AA s400, the cocking bolt (silver thing which you cock it with!!) sometimes pops up when taking a shot and seems to blow all the air out at you, has anyone else had the same problem? It can be remadied by putting your thumb on it and holding it down as you shoot - it doesnt do it all the time either, just occasionally - the thing is i've seen people on youtube holding their thumb on it like this? Cheers
  18. place looks amazing, lucky bloke!
  19. place looks amazing, lucky bloke!
  20. i'm after a nice springer, just for when I can't get to the shop to fill my rifle up! welcome back to shooting mate!
  21. u can get them unlocked for tenner by the way!!
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