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  1. whos going this year ???????????????????????
  2. money tight times hard so heres my fecking xmas card have a drunking new year
  3. :sick: i hope your gran is ok mate i hate to hear about old folks getting robbed by anyone never mind those dirty pieces of shite that our country allow in here we give them houses and all the benifts thats going my old mans dying of cancer and he cant get half the fecking stuff theses b*****ds are getting if we round them all up put them on a boat take it out into middle of any deep spot then we should sinkit with then still on the boat and make sure that theres no fecking survivers
  4. Raining? I phoned a certain wee mustelid at about 9am (knowing he was leaving a good bit earlier than me) to ask what the weather was like down there (as I was roasty-toasty in bed looking out at a rather grey wet morning) The reply was an optimistic "Once you get about half-way down it dries up nicely" :whistle: Cue Misty springing out of bed, grabbing the deerhound x, camera bag and flask o coffee and exiting stage right Never mind, a good day in the end as the sun popped out for the final if bye phoning me then yes it looked as if it was going too dry up but youve got too remembe
  5. polecat

    Viagra

    :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: honest injin who has taken the magic blue pill then :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up:
  6. got kids myself and the worst thing that can happen is that one of them goes b 4 you my thoughts r with his family and may god take care of the little boy hes sleeping with the angels now r i p
  7. the hoops the gers fans will b :sick: :sick: :sick: theres only 1 kenny miller :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up:
  8. sunday 24th sept at the cricket ground in selkirk open show b 4 main events
  9. ive had pulse with red light flashing for about 6years and its a brilliant album but ive got to admit dark side of the moon
  10. top class photos misty good 2 c the wife and ur lovely baby daughter
  11. polecat

    Gordon Ramsay

    the man has balls even though he was a rangers player lol
  12. would like to say i will be there but they have banned the lurcher folks becuse of some halfwits last year so we all have to suffer agian becuse of a small minoritay so they can stick it where the sun dont shine
  13. never seen a thing some 1 must have known him at least he got a slap
  14. well done mrs misty and of course you big guy
  15. hope she meets up with a big butch dyke that will show her how 2 use that baseball bat the right way and shove it up her high and mighty arse
  16. polecat

    Tongue twister

    p m s l :11: :11: :11:
  17. it was large black cat it was stalking the edge large wood in the brechin area :ph34r: it was large black cat it was stalking the edge large wood in the brechin area :ph34r:
  18. polecat becuse ive always got black eyes only kidding just like polecats :ph34r:
  19. seen one about 12years ago out side brechin even had cops with me 2 and its in the report book :ph34r: and i was off the drugs by then
  20. mine been away from feb still no sign but 1 day i will get a name
  21. the kelvin valley show 13th aug ayr greyhound stadium gates open 1230 show 1330
  22. my old man then jimmy johnstone the king of the wing
  23. king of nothing ,the hand that shook the barley ,midnight express, pappion ,the greenmile
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