Me and my cousins boyfriend who I used to work with once got robbed by one, he left a perfectly good washing machine on his drive and a midget pulled up and asked if it was scrap, we said no and he waddled back over to his van and parked up a bit down the road. We thought nothing of it and left. Came back ten mins later and it was gone, the midget Cnut had lifted it haha
Lowlife!