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Kay

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  1. Kay

    ONE FOR THE GIRLS

    Do ya pick ya nose whilst watching the t.v, shove too much food in your mouth when eating so you cant shut it properly, also leaving dregs of your dinner round your mouth and stuck in ya teeth............fall asleep on the settee snoring so loud the tv cant be heard,? ? Oh the snoring one is a real pain,can cope with crumbs ,i have tried kicking him,whacking him turning him over & putting a pillow over his face Nothing works
  2. Kay

    CAN YOU TELL ME

    FAO = for the attention of PMSL = piss myself laughing Rimming is filthy very dirty :whistle:
  3. Kay

    ONE FOR THE GIRLS

    Answer is buy extra bubble bath
  4. Kay

    WHAT FILM?

    f*****g hell!!! you got to get rid of that willy, it's distracting Its very distracting
  5. Kay

    ONE FOR THE GIRLS

    He is all man in every department, i am sure he is wonderfull on a spade
  6. Kay

    ONE FOR THE GIRLS

    Oh Brad Pitt is god Well said FL He is sex on legs
  7. Kay

    ONE FOR THE GIRLS

    Oh Brad Pitt is god
  8. Kay

    ONE FOR THE GIRLS

    You sound perfect to me
  9. Kay

    WHAT FILM?

    Personal services or carry on camping love Snatch
  10. Thats right it contains phenol.apprently thats what makes the water go cloudy
  11. well its one of them things :whistle:
  12. Cracking pics, love the one of your lad sat down brilliant
  13. Kay

    A huge thank you

    Yeah especialy if ya a skinny bint .........but nower days the youngsters dont know it's coming so when ya bump em, you can knock em flying oh such a good dance
  14. Kay

    A huge thank you

    I remember doing that yrs ago it killed your hips
  15. Kay

    A huge thank you

    what does bump mean? Its a dance from the eightys There's a new dance that is going around Called the Bump do the Bump. You can do it to the rhythm of that rock'n roll sound It's the Bump do the Bump. Hey hey hideho here we go nice and slow. Hey hey hidehi standing by your baby's side. Hey hey hidehe count it out along with me. One two three Bump! One two three Bump! (Come on everybody do the Bump!) There's a new dance that is going around . . . Knick-knack paddy wack now you're standing back to back Knick knock on the door bump your baby a lit
  16. Kay

    Eurovision

    I would rather watch paint dry
  17. I am happy for the rest to go to the Marie Curie treck
  18. Kay

    Young Bitch

    Lovely looking dog how old is she ?
  19. Kay

    ONE FOR THE MEN!!

    Oi its me only means of transport till me brooms been re thatched again
  20. Kay

    ONE FOR THE MEN!!

    Here you go Darren http://www.rebelclub.org.uk/images/Humour/...on%20Harley.bmp f**k i thought only family had that one of me Thats me on me chopper
  21. Kay

    ONE FOR THE MEN!!

    your easily pleased
  22. Kay

    ONE FOR THE MEN!!

    Here you go Darren http://www.rebelclub.org.uk/images/Humour/...on%20Harley.bmp
  23. Well when a jill has a phantom pregnancy she drags any other cages mates round by the scruff ,its hormonal behaviour, like she would carry her young round
  24. Kay

    ONE FOR THE GIRLS

    Well i do prefer dark hair and taller than 5 foot 8ish,but as long as they like ferrets & dont whinge when i use the pc i dont really mind, do like my age or older as well
  25. I have had a go at making cards , birthdays & weddings that sort of stuff,nothing as energetic as you
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