I used to work for a comercial fishery maintaining the grounds, was a good job, great laugh just crap money.
The woman (bit of a milf tbh lol) who is the receptionist at the fishery always has the heaters on full wack..like a fecking sauna in her office. I walked into her office one day and said 'f*****g hell its hot in here' she replied 'yeah I am roasting like a joint of......(she paused couldnt think of what to say) ' to which I replied 'Mutton'
luckily she found the funny side, my mouth tends to work before my brain lol
atb,
HJ