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LDR

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  1. My misses is lucky to have me around keeping it real............... ...............i think of all her health benefits and knock her out a protein shake everyday too.......... ................its her birthday tomorrow so she'll get 2 of them, one first thing then another just before bed, who said romance is dead??? But yeah the wellies should be alright, or maybe you should just invest in a good pair of proper boots, meindl burma pros maybe??? i got a pair of them and they are spot on, i'm just a lazy twat so cant always be arsed to clean them and re proof them every now and again, but if
  2. Its like one of those questions that answers itself.................."Does my bum look big in this??" Well if you've got a big arse then its going to look big whatever............ ............If you find yourself sweating like a fat lass........lol..............its not cos of a pair of wellies is it................... ................but seriously though i got a pair of muck boots last year and they are the best boots i've ever had, not had any fat lass sweating problems yet in them..................
  3. Its only beautiful cos i live here......................
  4. Must be womans logic.............we're all desperate to leave the country and you actually choose to be in this shit tip.........................
  5. Why cant you get in trouble with the law here?????? You got form..................
  6. The biggest bags were hitting 20/19, 20/18, 19/15 (i think) in the 3 hour limit mate.................
  7. Short and sweet.....................
  8. Not sure exactly the area yet, looked on the net at houses in kettering(last resort) but hoping for something a bit more rural, loked at a cottage in pytchly which was nice, so hope its ready again in a year.......lol............but after i've been back to university and working we'll be looking at, slipton or lowick, something around there i'd imagine, i've got family there and have seen a few houses that take my fancy.............oh and the permission of course.........................
  9. LDR

    Happy Birthday

    There's no 'getting' old about it...............he's just old................ ...................happy birthday mate!!!!!!!
  10. Whereabouts are you rolfe??? i'm moving down that way in a year ish, walking straight into 5000 acres of permission too, cant wait for it!!!!!! PM if you prefer...........
  11. My favourite quote has to be my lass..........................You're gonna get sucked dry tonight!!!!!!
  12. Keep an eye on Mally tomorrow, he said he's wearing big boots and can be clumsy round dogs feet.........................
  13. I dont know why you have to point out that me cock reaches me knee........................ surgery's a wonderfull thing isnt it You're not wrong mate.................the gravel rash was ruining my sex life before it!!!!!!!
  14. A draw???? that must feel like a win then............... .............that scraggy old mut wont win that show, you must've given the judge a bung to qualify him........... .........i'm picking up his new bachelor pad tommorrow.................
  15. I dont know why you have to point out that me cock reaches me knee........................
  16. Careful what you write, people might start making allegations that he's been your dog all along and you just lent him to me for the comp............... ............it just shows that that your washing and ironing (i thought i'd keep it clean), ah f**k it why pretend, your knob polisher is what i meant to say............... ................... anyway, it just shows she has good taste in dogs.....................
  17. I'll be entering this long streak of piss, he's a bit of a lazy twat always sitting on his arse or laying about, occassionally he can be found on all four legs, but not often!!!!!
  18. If people wanna film there heats then yeah no probs, but whether it happens or not is another matter, we might be able to get the final filmed this year as its being put on by someone completely neutral..............
  19. If you dont know anyone who can judge your heats then let me know and i'll sort one out for you..............
  20. 5 in each hat mate........................there were a few ways to do it but this is the easiest mate..............you seem kinda familiar in some of the comments you make, but that wouldn't be possible seeing as you've only just joined would it...............
  21. Have a read through all the posts mate to do with the comp, i'll do you a favour though all you'll need to do is check the last months worth and it'll be self explanatory why there is 10 BYs................... ...............that equals 5 BYs in each hat.................. ....................not ideal i grant you, but thats how it goes in this topsy turvy game we call life..................... ..............but rest assured mate the people that entered will have a good time along the way and thats what its all about.....................
  22. If anyone is unsure of how the heats are gonna work from whats put up then contact me or Chartpolski and we'll explain it to you..............
  23. well ?????? 6 HAVE BYE'S 3 from the North , 3 from the South, feckig Brill im one of them from the North lol. So this year i reach the 2nd round Second round this year 3rd next maybe the final one day.................
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