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  1. Weren't Rhodesian Ridgebacks bred to guard livestock from Lions etc?
  2. Check this out Hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_1qq46eW9o
  3. How about something like saddle soap or any of the leather softeners that you will get in any equestrian or saddlery shop? Just an idea, I don't know if it will work but it certainly keeps saddles and bridle leather very soft and supple.
  4. pointer28

    Guard Dog

    Yep, Yorkshire f#cking Terriers!! Horrible little shites, a thief would avoid your house rather than listen to the little plonkers.
  5. BASC game fair in Ballywalter on 3rd and 4th May
  6. Face like a bag of hatchets Face like a cow licking piss off a nettle Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp As thick as bottled pigshit
  7. The more you know, the more you know you don't know
  8. DS, Swivel means that they attach to the sling swivel fittings in the front of the forend rather than are screwed into the stock permanenetly and are therefore easily removable.
  9. Tis TM I think that pup has a gorgeous head, and a beautiful pup in general.
  10. I saw that too, the feckin' muppet. Would of been his own bloody fault if it did take his head off.
  11. It's not actual hoof oil that you want, it stuff called "cornucrescine". Yes it's for horses and yes, it goes on their hooves, but it's not actually hoof oil, if that makes sense.
  12. Have driven most 4x4 over the year incuding Nissan, Mitsubishi, Daihatsu, Range Rover etc and in my opinion none of them can match the Landcruiser. I drove thousands of miles usually with a loaded horsebox and none of them can match for pulling power.
  13. Always fascinated me too. Wonderful feat of engineering.
  14. Whatever about the cost of the nets, but if a cow or a horse gets tangled in a net that you haven't picked up, you'll have more to worry about than a £3 net.
  15. A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tommorows final exam. "Now listen to me I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever" A smart-arsed fella at the back of the room raised his hand and asked "what would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter & sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled k
  16. pointer28

    youre job

    I'M A PIMP Well, a horse pimp, I'm the sales and marketing manager in a busy stud farm, so if you have a mare and you want her impregnated, I'm your man (well, not literally). In an ideal world, I'd do quality control in a brothel.
  17. I had both mine done about 6/7 years ago and I ended up with as close to 20/20 vision as I could get, I think + or - about .5% in either eye. I love it ever since, great for shooting. I used to go fowling on the foreshore and my glasses were a right pain in the ass always fogging up. Highly recommend it, but I ain't an opthalmic surgeon, so make an appointment and see what they say. Some people just aren't suitable for the surgery so no point thinking too far ahead just yet.
  18. pointer28

    beagles

    Ask anyway, we had to give away a few pups recently as they weren't gelling with the rest of the pack. It's worth asking anyway, the worst they will say is no.
  19. A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her ap
  20. Bought mine a while ago and absolutely love it !! Have spent the past 6 weeks thinking up ways to induce nose bleeds. Trust me, if you like curries, chilli etc this is the man for the job. I chuck in a pack of stewing beef, a tin of tomatoes, tin of coconut milk, chopped onion, chopped pepper, chopped garlic and a ful jar of Patak's Hot curry paste and it's to die for. It's like chewing on welding rods but no nasty after effects the next morning. Another thing, when I'm in work on a cold, windy, pissing rain day, there is great comfort in knowing that there is a huge steaming ho
  21. pointer28

    beagles

    Find any registered Beagle packs locally to you, they often have Beagles that are too independent or hunting foxes (not allowed for regd. beagle packs) that they need to get rid of but would still make perfectly good hunting dogs for bushing foxes etc. We do this a lot every year.
  22. Barely 20 minutes after teeing off, a woman came into the clubhouse, grimacing in pain. "what happened"? the club pro asked. "i got stung by a bee" she replied. "where?" asks the pro "between the first and second holes" she replied. " hhmmmm" the pro murmured."sounds like your stance was a little to wide"!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One afternoon a young lady called in on her neighbour for a chat, she walked in and said "you look depressed" "you bet i am" replied the neighbour.."look at what
  23. Hi all and thanks for taking the time to reply. Regarding the Keepers Mix, Primrose Oil etc. are they not just feed supplements which improve the coat? What I'm after is something to cure the underlying cause which we think (90% sure) is an allergy. Molly, we have considered the allergy test but the vet is of the opinion that it will come back with a list of 600 things that it MIGHT be, but almost certainly won't tell us what it actually is. He thinks it may just be a waste of money and doesn't want to bother just yet. He has been on the steriods now since Wednesday and the scrat
  24. Thalla A Bhallgair What does this mean exactly? A German friend is using it as her nickname on another forum and thinks it means "sod off" or something along those lines but isn't quite sure and has no-one to ask. She would be very embarrassed to find out it meant "deep fried mars bar" or similar Help? Anyone?
  25. pointer28

    Ebay?

    Is it something to do with a catapult that's for sale in the classifieds. He said it was on ebay as well.
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