I remember being on Customs House Quay in Falmouth one day, I had just gotten a Cod 'n' chips and a Pukka Steak 'n' Kidney Pie for my dinner I looked right and down at a seal in the water, felt the flap of a wing on my face, looked back at my grub and saw my pie (still in its foil) disapear into the air in this big feck off Gulls beak Gready black headed b@stard!
Got my own back though, Twatted one with a 3 ounce lead the following day with a perfectly timed cast of my rod boy did it make a splash
Phantom
my dad seems to be a magnet for doing that it happens regulary to hi