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  1. Jordan

    pissed off

    Hes american mate he dont know what the word season is :realmad:
  2. Jordan

    pissed off

    Well im gonna be in a bad mood for a while. i dont know wether anyone remebers but last season i put up a post about taking a lad and his harris hawk out ot get it started i took im on our ferreting permission and taught him how to ferret and gave the hawk some easy rabbits. well i just went for a walk round my permission to see whats going on and i saw him his hawk and 3 others turned out they were flying the hawk at pheasants. well i went up and told the farmer what was happenin and was told hed given them permission to do it so i told the farmer to stick his permission and that i wouldnt be
  3. Jordan

    True story

    Nice one geordie better safe than sorry though :11: :11: :11: ive got this image of ya running in slow motion out the door way lmao
  4. Jordan

    ratting

    lol @ borderboy reminds me of when a farmer whios land i have permission on decided to show me how he gets rid of rats he got a blue gas canister put the hose down the holes and turned it on left it 5 minutes then switched it off carried it away and used a stick with a burning rag on to set fire to it. Big bang no rats lol lol lol lol
  5. This is better than Eastenders :11: :11: :11:
  6. aye chilli as it is he did have 2 witnesses and i think it was weighed on 3 different sets of scales
  7. No chilli im afraid i didnt because if you read my post it was my brother who caught it not me :11: :11:
  8. a few years back my elder brother was fishing cheese pepperami ina small carp pool near where i live and had a 5lb 8oz perch at the time it was an ounce of the record he was in the anglers mail with it i think
  9. :friends: i love you to :friends:
  10. :11: Hows it going vin cheers for a great week. it was a good laugh what with you shooting your wing mirror nearly blowing up your bosses car. confusing the person at mcdonalds. p.s think i left a transformer in ya lads room if ya could send it id be very grateful.
  11. This post was made by fatboy on airgunshack but it hought it was appropiate and gives us alls omething to think about: It is a very sad day indeed. We actually got off very lightly in terms of casualties, it could have been alot worse. Fortunately, the stations they attacked were very close to major hospitals. It is still unclear if they were suicide bombers or just bombs planted on the trains, however most trains exploded after entering the tunnel for 100 yards. I suspect that the explosive they used was "home made" and not military c4,c3, semtex. looking at bbc photo's( especially
  12. have a word with cramp he uses one with great success
  13. :11: :11: :11: watch your mouth ginger midget
  14. take it thats a no then :11: :11:
  15. Im probably being stupid( i usually am) but my dad has anil gun with an air compressor on i had a look at the gauge on it and it goes up to 230 psi or about 16 bar im guessing theres no way i could use this to charge my s400 up is there?? if so it can save me a bit of money :friends: :search:
  16. Jordan

    jordans birthday

    cheers mate i think im gonna check my mail then go back to bed my head pounding like a jack hammer :alcoholic: :alcoholic: :drag:
  17. Jordan

    joke

    brilliant :11: :11:
  18. Well my new air arms s400 classic arrived this morning after zeroing it in this afternoon went out for a mooch this evening had one rabbit one leveret which i though was a rabbit and a jay now for the stressfull part i was crawling along on my stomache stalking this rabbit when i heard what i thought was thunder i looked up to see 20 bullocks running towards me. i jumped up and ran towards the electric fence went to jump it and caught my f*****g bolloxs on it. landed the other side writhing in pain. so you see i may only of had 2 rabbits and a jay but i think i worked hard enough for them
  19. my deepest sympathies mate hope you gte him back and nail the b*****ds who did it.
  20. Brilliant poems charlie how about we do a competition who can come up with the best poem have afew categories so funny serious etc.
  21. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thanks for that whippet
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