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colint5

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  1. :crazy: he's not all there , is he ?
  2. The retired poacher a bit like me do you ever retire though ??? when out and about , if i see a pheasant, hare, rabbit deer etc, im always thinking "what way could i get that ?" , even though ive got all of them on my own permission. its just something inside that you cant shake off. just to add, i never go and follow it throug though, but come on lads, i cant be the only one that thinks this way
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    New Puppy

    "ASKIT". you get some funny looks when folk ask "whats yer dogs name ?"
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    Cider

    can u still get "K"cider. ? got mangled on that one nite, years ago. the pub was doin a special promo, 50p a bottle
  5. im beginning to think this is a wind up honestly mate, if your terrier has as good a nose as you say in your other posts , the last thing you want to be doing at night is lamping with it. it will probably hunt up and, youll be blue in the face tryin to catch it, , unless your recall is spot on and it returns to you...all the best with the wee dog.
  6. or, if like me , your fingers look like a blind cobblers thumb, use a biro pen with the nib-ink tube removed and just slip that over the eye of the hook ,,,,,,if that makes sense
  7. are you allowed out with a gun all by yourself ????
  8. There is no chance of it being a pedigree anyway. Correct me if im wrong anybody but you cant get a pedigree JRT can you? yea mate the parson russell terrier is now pedigree, ie show dogs kennel club registered!!!! The parson russell terrier isnt the same as the jack russell terrier mate is it not? tel them in the jack russell terrier club of great britain cos im sure they be pleased. what u mean mate is stumpy legged white bodied terriers dont you and not jack russell terriers!!! They arent the same, the breed standard is slightly different. the jrtcgb and parson russell terrier
  9. had it for years now. makes interesting reading , but as most will say, you make your own mind up with what is fact and what is fiction with Plummer. theres loads of tales in the book about those big hauls of rats at the chicken farm, but never any pictures
  10. wire haired fox terrier and a hedgehog ??? :thumbs-up:
  11. JIHAD to get one more in didn't you, just PAKIt in that joke was Shi'ite................
  12. there used to be a cardboard copper ( full size ) in the entrance of the Kilmarnock MORRISONS store.................until somebody stole it !!!!!!!! no kidding, the were looking for witnesses in the local paper
  13. had a bit of a natter with Justin Currie the lead singer with Del Amitri in King tutts wah wah hut in glasgow about 1990 or there abouts. he was standing at the bar watching the same band as us. [ the power of dreams, cool band, young lads from ireland. ]
  14. not a window cleaner mate, i was delivering soil in my truck. only took the foto to show the nipper what i was buying if i won the lottery
  15. heres one i was working at last week. you would need a big ladder for those top ones
  16. http://www.opticswarehouse.co.uk/products.asp?cat=Zeiss+Victory+Diavari try here
  17. a little boy is stood next to father who is lying in his death bed. the lad says " dad, why are you telling everybody that youre dieing of AIDS , when its really kidney failure thats killing you ?" The father looks at his boy and says, "well son , this way, when im dead, nobody will want to ride yer maw "
  18. well done mate. nice name for the little one. thats another "ellie" in my avatar
  19. aye but did the jaggy wool jumper have sleeves that were solid, cos a the snotters naw mate, i had a TUFTY CLUB hankie for that.
  20. done most of everything on here in a knitted jumper made with jaggy wool . brilliant read, top post sean
  21. ha ha. white dog shit, aint seen that for years. the younger lads wont know about that. remember scraping chewing gum off the pavement too and making throwing star type things with 5 lollipop sticks
  22. brown vauxhal chevette with loveley tan interior :kiss: only had it a few months when a polish woman in a big audi ran into the back of it and it crumpled like a paper bag oh and 1986
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