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  1. A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore'
  2. Your bloke sounds a decent fella Kay
  3. Feckin ungrateful lot you wives I made myself scarce for the day, went out doing some pest control with my mates early doors so as not to get in her way Thought i'd make a card for her just before i left and even picked her some Daffs off the side of the road special Nothing seems to be good enough for feckin women these days Think i might go out for a pint tonight just 'till the dust settles
  4. You've bought in an 11 month old dog and now think you'll have his b*llocks off Don't you think that you should have thought about all this before you got him
  5. http://www.silverlinetools.com/shop/HANDTO...tdoor/d31/sd189 Have a look matey.
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    Eduardo

    :kiss: Feckin footballers, break a leg and don't want to play anymore There was a mans game on TV tonight Jasper, the only people crying off were the most foul and foreign fr*nch
  7. No worrys matey, i certainly wasn't offended by what you put mate.
  8. She's out of Jack Prices stuff from a mate of mine. She's 9 1/2 year old and has been working Fox from 14 month. She don't mix it or like the physical stuff to much though but has never come away from a Fox.
  9. Good, i'm glad you like it, me, i don't. Twating about with electric windows to open a door...................never heard of anything so daft in all my born natural.
  10. Why's that then As it's nearly 10 years since i bought a pup do you not think i have had more than my return on my " Investment " of £ 250 at the time ? Do you not think that the last Border i bought has returned me more than i could really expect in the sport it has given me ? Do you think that everyone who works a terrier of any sort, come to think of it owns any animal, must make money out of them ? Sure i have heard or even know of people who want a little cash cow to breed from, good luck to them, they can do as they please but they would do the same with any animal.
  11. I always fancied a Surf /4 Runner and nearly got one but i'm glad i didn't 'cos of the back door / window set up. Stupid idea if you ask me, in fact it's pants and if they did a normal swinging door i reckon they would have seen off Landrover in every department.
  12. Not all good though, A lass i work with got some old Goodies / sweets / spice call them what you will. Remember Anglo Bubble Gum ?, 4 minutes of a plastic taste and then nothing but jaw ache, feckin shite. Remember Spanish ?, tastes like an old girls minge covered in Fanny batter, feckin shite. Remember them old Mushrooms covered in coconut ?, feckin great, just like they used to be Remember Rum & Butter toffees , absolutely feckin brilliant. Remember Pineapple chunks / Cola Cubes ? alright until they stick your feckin teeth together Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  13. Definately feckin not and if i got divorced i wouldn't contest about the kids either, as long as she took them.
  14. Sunday was always Bath night at our house. Wednesday was half day closing for all shops in the town. Thursday was market day, the pub's were open all day ( now they are always open but with no one in them ) 7 o'clock was opening time except for Sunday's when the pub was shut. Football kicked off at 3 o'clock on a Saturday. 3 o'clock was also time for a cuppa, daily though. Wedding cake didn't make brides quite as fat, so something has changed in wedding cakes Spaghetti Bolognesse was considered 'posh and exciting' Men wore 'sports jackets' and a tie to the boo
  15. I've met Mr Cloot, had a dig with him and he seams a decent enough bloke to me.His 'strain', if i remember right is mainly from Nuttal stuff with a dash of something extra added in. The terriers from him i saw worked alright as far as i was concerned and were of a decent stamp.All strong looking dogs.
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    You wont need a lot of spares matey
  17. Well, your all talking out your arses and that is a fact, Toyota , what a load of billocks for a start. Let's analise this and find out what people want for a start ( thats what those cunning Japanese do , apart from bayonetting wounded soldiers in there beds of coarse.) What do you need in a 4 x 4 ? If you just drive up and down motorays and go over the odd bit of grass, or pull a caravan or horse box it really don't matter as the thing won't have to do any serious off roading. If your a keeper or farmer and want something for lugging shite about, then you would perhaps want
  18. nelson

    hunt

    Nice pictures matey, not really my thing, 'Osses but good luck to them any way
  19. Mate of mine got his from Wickes or B & Q, metal shaft and was square ended but he ground it off round. He swears by it I prefer the ex Army ones myself.
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