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  1. nelson

    CONSERVETIVES.

    Bill..................Education, Education, Education..........................what a load of f*cking lies by that tosser Blair and all that hung around with him Absolutely everything they touched was fecked up. We have more rules in our society now than ever before and absolutely no one except the law abiding are held to them The hunting Bill was a classic where they ignored all Impartial advice given to them, wankers, every last one of them
  2. I would just like to say, I was no where near Trafalgar when this happened and it is a slur on my good character by Jasper, who to my knowledge, is a right c*nt related that famous Germanic tribe the "Reich Hunts"
  3. Not to sure about that mate as there are plenty of footpath's that are on legal shooting ground's and game shoots,not to mention Military Ranges. You have to be 30 feet away from a road though. Like i said though, i might be wrong.
  4. I might be wrong here but all dogs must be on a lead when exercised, a feckin stupid rule brought in by them c*nts who were elected to " Govern " us by some fools. Exactly how a dog exercises on a lead is any ones guess. Champion of this was one Ian Cawsey MP, who said his constituents were sick of having dogs jump up at them, or at least thats what he told me , :wankerzo4: As for being shot at, and i have been shot at by the bad guy's. There had best be plenty of proof of this happening and not just hearing a bang. The footpath bit, i think, but might be wrong here, you can
  5. Good on him As a token of solidarity with him, i am doing my best to empty the fridge of them there Carling Black Label cans , all 8 of 'em. Good luck to him though and if there anything like that gob shite Hopkins, i hope he knocks 10 shades of sh1t out of 'em
  6. nelson

    M.O.D.

    Oh i'm quite happy with my lot dog breath, i live in the greatest democracy on the planet Still doing those silly, foreign, slanty angle things instead of " " eh
  7. nelson

    M.O.D.

    Are you in India in one of them call centres dog on ?
  8. nelson

    M.O.D.

    Feck all to do with me bucko You being the Oracle, the Font of all knowledge should know that
  9. nelson

    M.O.D.

    yes i am so fcuking clever the way i earn it i dont have to pay tax on it \\ask the tax man he agreed //in life you learn or you dont im a learner You ain't that clever, you spelt wanker wrong
  10. nelson

    M.O.D.

    Dog on, On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being low and 10 being high, I would rate you as a boring C*NT :wankerzo4:
  11. Feck me You've got the same carpet in your kennels as we have in our living room.
  12. Well f*ck off somewhere else then, simple isn't it.
  13. nelson

    M.O.D.

    Buy some feckin soap for a kick off Commy :lazy: :wankerzo4: and stop wasting your hard earned, or should i say dodged, cash on Internet access.
  14. nelson

    M.O.D.

    Don't talk such sh*t, they are under more scrutiny than you or I am.
  15. nelson

    M.O.D.

    At least the Royals have got the bottle to go to War, Prince Andrew in the Falklands and Harry the other month, who from a reputable source i know did a feckin good job sorting out them dirty sh*te bags. Unlike the neo-communist, feckin back sliding filth, who will litteraly take every penny out of your wallet to make sure they don't ever have to do a days collar Grow up and know what strenghtened a country and not made it weaker
  16. If you have 16" rims get some Semperit mud and snow tyres.
  17. Three things to sum up Wales, Beautiful scenery Beautiful women ( Katherin Jenkins ) you can keep porky Church though :sick: English / NZ coaching staff for the Rugby Bad thing..........Green Dragon pub in Monmouth, feckin laupin beer and women with black eyes :black eye:
  18. Caerphilly isn't an area ffs, it's a cheese...................as seen on Telly
  19. No for once i'm being serious, No one ever comes in with a big pile of Cat sh*t do they So where does Leo the feckin Lion go for a number 2
  20. Any minute now we'll have the old Welsh joke about the English man drinking from a cow tough and the Druid farmer saying use 2 hands you'll get more in
  21. And what the f*ck does that mean in gibberish
  22. Where is all the big cat poo ?
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