Jump to content

nelson

Members
  • Content Count

    1,056
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by nelson

  1. Nurse looks alright though Jasper
  2. Rugby training with my lad first off 'till dinner time. See me mam, bacon buty and a cup of tea. Home, walk the dogs. Pretend to be nacked by the days events and watch tv. ( a good black and white old British WW2 film would be ideal ) Eat some Sunday dinner. Church. Lager. Belly slapping / bed
  3. nelson

    Lost

    Couldn't have put it better myself Absolute load of cobblers :headshot::
  4. nelson

    Man Utd

    There's one slight difference there,that's a proper grown up sport,played by grown up men,watched and supported by grown up people Excactly, wrong code but still a far better sport played hard and fair
  5. There are a great many reasons to dislike the French and this is just another one I bet the c*nts did it on purpose
  6. You can't beat a good cook Way to a mans Heart
  7. nelson

    Man Utd

    Front row Is that in one of them blue plastic spacker charriots Jasp Them that were on 'Match of the Day' in the 70's :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:
  8. That's the fella Took me ages to make
  9. nelson

    Man Utd

    Sory old mate, I know it's really Thetford Athletic that are special to you
  10. Yes, the fat c*nt is totally devoted to me She has still got the plastic roses i got her for our anniversary four years ago Two years ago, after asking the c*nt what she wanted for her birthday, to which she replied nothing, more than enough times.I got her exactly that..................................feck all Porky wanted something all right this year though
  11. nelson

    Man Utd

    Up the K**** L*** wanderers
  12. f*ck knows about the price mate, i only go there once a month That's why God invented wives isn't it ?
  13. I have total respect for the bloke He don't try to be anyone else and at least has a sense of humour and judging by the clip , he plays Rugby instead of the girls game
  14. nelson

    Man Utd

    Don't you think your a little bit to old for all this kak Jasper You'll have RS2000 on your electric wheel chair next
  15. Oil was 78p a litre in Lidl and 98p in Tesco. Now they are virtually the same Feckin robbing b'stard Tesco's and the like Won't get me beer from there no more
  16. from what iv seen dont touch silverline Fair enough
  17. She did alright for herself. Excellent finder and allergic to sunlight
  18. Get a look through here matey http://www.silverlinetools.com/shop/HandTo...tdoor/d31/sd189
  19. £5.95 quite a lot of years back for an ex Army shovel I will be mainly investing in something like your after this Summer, although there is no way on this God's Earth will i spend anything like £70
  20. GRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Get your selves out more FFS
  21. nelson

    Rats

    Got to agree with Matti, last thing you want is a stinking brook surrounded by un kept bush :sick:
  22. nelson

    Man Utd

    Of coarse no player at old trafford gets payed then
  23. How much is it to get in If it's cheap enough i might pop over the field after my boys Rugby training Edited to say................ £ 7.00
×
×
  • Create New...