a man dies and goes to heaven, he notices that on the wall there is alot of clocks, he askes st Peter what the clocks are for, he replies, they are lie clocks, everyone on earth has a lie clock, every time you tell a lie the hands move once, he points to a clock,
thats mother teresa's clock, the hands never moved, she never told a lie,
thats abraham lincolns clock, the hands moved twice, he only told 2 lie's.
the man ask's, Where's gordon brown's clock?
st Peter replies, "jesus has that in his office, he uses it as a ceiling fan".