I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfareâ€. So I
explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak
English and has no bloody clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her
policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dog gets his first cheque Friday.
Damn, this is a great country.