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  1. he cheated !! he was wearing trainers lol
  2. has the fox in the 4th pic got it's head up?
  3. I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfareâ€. So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no bloody clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first cheque Friday. Damn, this is a great country.
  4. ano it is like but yh no wt people r like they r tiyt c**ts translation in google couldnt even work that one out , mind you it didnt have one from 'chav to english'
  5. 3 years old , at that age hardly knows what a fox is . in his eyes probably thought it was a cat or dog. either way it's a wake up call , the foxes are getting braver and need to start showing fear of humans again.
  6. jesus !! pups at the right price . wasnt stabba looking for one?
  7. chimp

    Gardener

    i am getting made redundant quite soon and have been offered a bit of farm work but im debating to do a bit of grass cutting myself as a bit of pocket money. the lads round here are charging £25 - 30 for about an hours worth of cutting and strimming so if you can get a few in the same area without travelling you would be ok , but it's never quite that clear cut as you need to get the work first , get the flyers out there etc.. atb and hope it works out ok for you
  8. lol imagine your in your boat jigging for mackeral and a f*****g great cow swims past , your mates would think youve been at sea way too long
  9. chimp

    Gardener

    loads of money in grass cutting round this way
  10. i noticed someone has written a book on 'labradoodles'
  11. word for word that is exactly what i got. lol
  12. the cat had more balls then the dog now if that was a deer bred working dog it would of been a good watch
  13. chimp

    Moto GP

    pedrosa i think , anyway moto gp is for poofs . the TT is the one
  14. ive seen a few 9mm conversions for the stealth , they make a hell of a bang letting one of them rattling down to the target 16 shots @ 118 ft lb
  15. i have never seen a red squirrel only greys round here in cambridgeshire and when i travel i dont exactly go out of my way to look for them . one day
  16. talking to woman the otherday who found a badger killing her chickens , her husband had to get it out and the pig wasnt too pleased , both made it out alive and no fingers lost lol
  17. ive got a vid somewhere of someone dropping boar with an airrifle , i cant understand how he gets thru the front of the skull ??? (not in this country i must add) screw that having one of them charge you only last week one of the writers for the sporting gun was talking about what he had taken with a .22 air rifle which will no doubt get a lot of pissed of letters but in the same breath was shooting within the law
  18. lets take it out on france , no one likes the french .... or the welsh (only kidding lol)
  19. christ!!! your welcome to new orleans lol tell you the truth i know nothing of american history but what i do know is this: 1. all your police are bald and suck lolly pops and drive red cars with a white stripe down the side 2. all your cars screach when going round a corner at 5 mph 3. you have hookers on everycorner 4. you are all vietnam vets 5. you all started of life in leg braces but end up running big shrimp firms 6. you have a gang of gay guys running round in a black dmc van with red stripe down the side and cause havoc with guns who cant hit a barn doo
  20. there was a lot of game about them , the ranches are preserving and putting something back now. i know you would never change your mind on the suject but at least we have gone over 10 pages without it being pulled lol
  21. my grandparents where farmers and my dad shot, my mum rode for the local hunt so was pretty much in me. as for shotgunsniper , i agree with some of the stuff he writes and some i dont but i cant say i dislike him ,it's a forum for debate and banter. go sgs !!! lol
  22. a bit too steep for me but thanks for the heads up , i will have to have a look around http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PONDORO-Ivory-Hunter-John-Taylor-1955-1stEd-1stPrinting-/260612899230?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_Nonfiction_Book&hash=item3cadbd419e i noticed you said sub 15 yards , you got to take your hats off to them they had some balls
  23. the silly thing is , i havent done that much traveling as i would of like too but i have my eyes wide open
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