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  1. why be a grass ? after all it would take them 6 months to come out lol just go round there house and have a word , if that dont work just take the f*****g gun and smash it up. grasses fence hopper sweetheart , no need to grass
  2. To be fair pal, before he went on the bleedin' rampage he was one of the good people. A quiet placid man who kept himself to himself say the people that knew him. But without getting into what's what, This is a real shame, it reminds me of the Hungerford and Dunblane massacres. Really is a terrible and my thoughts are with the victims and their families. I hope none of our members here have been effected directly from this. Lunatics going off on a mad shooting spree's ey, bleedin' madness. like ive said,i am a hungerford chap..the man is a KUNT,either way i hope the KUNT rot
  3. mk2 escort , wish i had it now
  4. well i hope people arnt breeding from the 3 legged 4 eyed ferrets
  5. have a look on the rspca website , look at the flash banner as it loads , bet that woman on the beach didnt lose her dog c**ts the lot of em
  6. want to suck my cock you freak !! arghhhh lol

  7. what are your views on digging fox dawn? it doesnt bode well what you are saying , your coming across a bit anti' ish a few more: fishing shooting fox hunting (chased to earth)
  8. lol bulls god damn it , u got me i'll try anything once ........... maybe not lol
  9. heard it all before , crap from vasaline in the eyes , and them being worn down etc.. anything to pull down there sport , it is spains national sport ffs ... whats up just because the uk let anti's walk all over them we should start on other countries? me and my mate are going to pampolna next year to run with the bulls(sharply edited lol) , bearing in mind i cant run 50 ft without being knackered it should be fun lol done javea a couple of years ago and the bull is run into the sea. i dont care what you say , horns cut .. knackered or not , when you got this running towards yo
  10. i enjoy shooting them more , good luck with em
  11. i see no problem in taking them all year round
  12. im going to have a go this year , goes well with pate http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1404/red-onion-marmalade
  13. thx trappa , ive uncovered it now and will leave it be . i bricked in some horseradish which is growing well ( not surprised as its a weed lol ) oh and my basil looks burnt so moved it to a shady area, apart from that everything has come up well
  14. got to disagree mate, believe nothing you hear and half of what you see imo nicely put
  15. ive always liked the look of the golly dogs
  16. my wife dont get wine or chocs so why should he lol anyway i gave him a free pigeon but he just threw it back in the field . some people hey lol
  17. my copy and paste is screwed lol , no more from me atb
  18. lol nice one Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" . The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after. She went shopping, drank vodka with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags, stayed skinny and was never farted upon. The End.
  19. The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she was pregnant by the black boyfriend, she was discussing baby names the other day, apparently ‘Terry the Chocolate Orange’ is not an appropriate name and enough to get me the sack!
  20. I have just returned from a diplomatic trip to the Congo and I can testify that at no point did I see anyone drinking Um Bongo
  21. Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather was a frequent visitor to the East End during the dark days of the blitz, but he was never hailed as a hero by the people of London . That's because he flew Heinkel bombers for the Luftwaffe. Werner Hoffman, Munich
  22. Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger De Courcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius
  23. A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'. His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother'
  24. A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says 'Show me it's true what they say about black men'... So he mugged her and nicked her purse.
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