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    Oh but we can. The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy
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    joke

    lucylocket replied to a topic in General Talk

    Dictionary for Womens Personal Ads 40ish - 49 Advenutrous - Slept with everybody Athletic - No Tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathalogical Liar Contagious smile - Does alot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very "friendly person Fun - annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong place Open-minde
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    Just wondering what its aiming at??? Lucy
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    And you also need to know in which order to press the buttons AND don't forget the order in which to press can change at any time. lol Lucy
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    Yes,sounds very much like colitis.Water for 24 hours,plain boiled rice then,chicken and rice.Trip to vets if no improvement. My springer bitch kept getting bouts of it,but plain diet and spoonful of yoghurt every day and touch wood nothing for a couple of months now. I got everything checked out,loads of tests to make sure no parasites were responsible. ATB Lucy
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    Better than Shane Macgowans anyway. Lucy
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    Its got to be Bad Day at Blackrock. Lucy
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    joke

    lucylocket posted a topic in General Talk

    Before marraige... John. At last! I can hardly wait! Jane. Do you want me to leave? John. No. Dont think about it. Jane. Do you love me? John. Always have,always will. Jane. Have you ever cheated on me? John. No.Why are you even asking? Jane. Will you kiss me? John. Every chance I get! Jane. Will you hit me? John. Hell no.are you crazy? Jane. Can I trust you? John. Yes. Jane. Darling. After marraige...read from the bottom up!
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    What a shame. Lucy
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    This has got to be the funniest thread for ages! Love it lol. Lucy
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    Yes they are in the Coachford and Middleton areas,in the wild. Obviously released on the quiet,don't know about hounds.maybe someone in that area may know? Lucy
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    Yes in the Coachford and Middleton areas. Lucy Are you sure thats Muntjac? not just sika or fallow??? Muntjac are supposed to be in and around the Avoca valley. Bryan. Yes I'm sure.I know theyre not supposed to be there tho'. Lucy
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    An absolute beauty.Lucy
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    dogs name,

    lucylocket replied to victor's topic in General Talk

    Ashes.
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    Well done you. Too many dumped dogs around. Good luck with it all.I'm sure we could all chuck a couple of quid your way Lucy
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    Yes in the Coachford and Middleton areas. Lucy
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    joke.

    lucylocket replied to borntoshoot's topic in General Talk

    How to sound very posh. Air Hair Lair,
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    Thanks Muttle,something similar happened me with my credit card and as you say banks refunded but didnt seem bothered about catching anyone. And as long as your size sevens have very very pointy toes!!!!
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    Tell her to get in touch with the bank manager ASAP. Even if she gets no reply til next week send an e-mail and keep it on her file, with the date sent. Close that account NOW, open a new current a/c in a different name. If she is paid by direct credit transfer e-mail wages office to pay ONLY into new a/c. Keep records of all messages sent. If the bank has allowed access to her a/c without her authorisation they are legally liable for all losses. Don't worry about the delay in responses. If she uses electronic messaging she has proof of dates and times. Contact the housing association immediat
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    I've just got a text from my sister in London. Some total shitty w***** has accessed her bank account and emptied it. Some spotty langer whos probably never done a days work in his life. BTW my sister is a childrens nurse and has been for the last ten years,working shifts,and extra shifts and working bloody hard to save for a deposit on a flat which she has done. She now has to try to get things sorted out with the mortgage people and the rent,as shes buying the flat through a housing association scheme. Its bank holiday in England so not much can be done till Tuesday. Lucy
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    Speak VERY LOUDLY AND VERY SLOOOWLY to Johnny Foreigner and he will understand you perfectly lol Ex O/H did that while asking for directions in Spain and I had to run away laughing when the Spanish bloke replied in perfect unaccented english. Ah,happy days. Lucy BTW only half naked women? You havent found the nudist beach?
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    spiders!!!!!!!

    lucylocket replied to a topic in General Talk

    You can get a mini battery operated spider catcher from Lakeland. I'm not that fussed by spiders as long as they can fit in a pint glass and I can throw them out. You could always call in the Rat Pack off the B.B.C. Lucy
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    Yes i agree never go anywhere without my phone , mind you i could be laying on the grass with a busted leg & no bugger at home would pick the phone up here LOL,I was lying on the ground with my sprained ankle a mile from the forestry gate with my mobile phone and O/H was in Wales Neither of the dogs can do the Skippy /Lassie trick of going for help.. "Whats uo Skippy?" "tttuutt" (thats Skippy talking!!) "Shes where?" "thhuut" "In the woods?" "tthhuut" "Well show us where Skippy" And yes lurchergrrl,its grand for the lads to have a quick wee but for us girls...I can go
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    Well I'm not going to stop walking in the woods...once i can get out again.This sprained ankle has put a stop to my gallop for the last couple of months.Of course I sprained it out the woods lol Lucy
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    I keep getting told off for walking my dogs in the forestry. Apparently "ITS NOT SAFE COS YOURE A FEMALE" Now I dont know about anyone else but I reckon axe murderers are few and far between in the woods. Only bloke I met with an axe was nicking a Christmas tree! I'm fed up with people saying "Oh you dont go out there by yourself do you?" Well No I have my dogs with me and to be honest I'd feel alot less safe walking around the town after dark. What do the other lasses feel about their personal safety? Lucy
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