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lucylocket

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  1. To night-time, Non Illegitimi Carborundum!
  2. A Country/gamefair used to be held in Emo Court,Co. Laois,but to be honest it wasnt much good. We could do with a really good gamefair hereabouts,I'd be willing to travel.At the moment I tend to go to the West Country Gamefair Roll on March 2009!
  3. Is anyone making New Years Resolutions ? Any good ones? Any kept all year? Mines to try to stop myself flying off the handle!
  4. lucylocket

    Had to laugh

    Aww,hope he has a really good day. Will that photo come back to haunt him in years to come?
  5. An Australian,an Irishman and a Scouser sitting in a bar. Watching a man that looks familiar. "Strewth" says the Aussie" thats Jesus!" so he sends him a pint of Fosters over.The Paddy says" to be sure so it is" and sends him a pint of Guinness (Murphys,Beamish) over."Christ "says the Scouser and sends him a pint of bitter over. Jesus sinks all three pints and comes over to the lads. He shakes the hand of the Aussie,and thanks him for the pint.The Aussie says" Jeeze mate my backs cured!" Jesus then shakes Paddys hand,"to be sure my arthritis is gone!.Jesus reaches for the Scousers hand and t
  6. lucylocket

    Who else

    OH and me quite restrained with the nosh and booze this year.But the young bitch.. The dogs got given some dog bisciuts as a present.I gave them one each,put the rest in a container,lid on,in the cupboard and went off to see my parents.Left the empty box on the side. Came back half an hour or so later to find a couple of small bits of cardboard box in her bed.Searched high and low but no sign of box,she must have eaten it, Am keeping an eye on her but so far so good,no probs and its been eight hours now.
  7. You poor sod.So sorry to hear about this,hanging is too good for them.But what goes around,comes around.
  8. OH rushed into hospital last week and only just out so I asked if I minded going and buying my own presents so,two jumpers (in the sale),and a powder compact and two bars of chocolate. Cheap-Dates -R Us!!
  9. Missed last weeks episode and to be honest could have missed last nights too,no great cop!
  10. My weakness is if someone says "are you coming out for a days shooting" Can't resist! Oh and clothes! And my dogs and my fella and a good strong G&Tand dark chocolate and.......
  11. Probably the first time I went coursing and some clever dick handed me two greyhounds to hold. They caught sight of the hare and took off .....but I didnt let go I'm proud to say..just looked like something out of the wild west being dragged along behind at speed.
  12. A grin like a fox eating s*** from a wire brush,
  13. The SAS had an opening for an assasin.After all the background checks,interviews , and testing were done,there were three finalists,a woman and two men. For the final test,the SAS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions,no matter what the circumstances.Inside this room is your wife sitting on a chair.Kill her." The man said,"You can't be serious.I could never shoot my wife" The agent said "then you're not the right man for the job.Take your wife and go home" The second man was given the same instructions.He
  14. Hello all,I am a newish member and I've just sussed out how to upload photos.Yaaay I live in West Cork,but had spent some time in London. Lots of coursing and shooting in Norfolk but not much here. I'm finding it hard to get into the shooting,coursing gangs. Still one day......
  15. Sure we're all goodlooking,a chara !!!!
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