The wee cottages sound nice...
Personaly,..I would have to agree with Whin,..and in answer to your question regarding the viability of such a venture,..in my opinion,...it will only end in tears.....
Why don't you just invite a few good lads down to your place for a bit of sport and good fun,...then,.THEY will be obliged and duty bound to return your kind hospitality.
HOWEVER,..put me and the Wife down for a romantic weekend,...and feck the rabbits,...just locate me a nearby Indian Restaurant,.and a good Off-Licence...that will do nicely...
Best of luck to you and yours,.cheers,.C