i was once(2yrs ago) working a golf course next to a main road with some long nets,just finished putting down 200yrds when a car stopped other side of the hedge,i hit the floor and waited. next thing an other car pulled up. iwas shiting myself as i wasnt supposed to be there.3 blokes got out and walked through the hedge and stood not far from me (50yrds?), and yes you guessed it thay were in the mood for love (must stress with each other not me). I didnt know weather to s!*t, fart or leg it and feck the nets. 30mins later they f*@$ed off and left me in fear for the safety of my ring(no jokes p