his sexuality! it's his ma's fault for letting dirty uncles patrick babysit for him when she was out working in 'hospitality', the late night horror films were the least of his worries!
Sorry ratreeper, I'll translate that for you just in case it's seen as an 'in joke'....your uncle shagged you up the gary while your mum was out working as a hooker, and therefore you now think you might be gay.
Firstly, my uncle was a very nice man and what we did together was something beautiful, he told me it was our special time and it is still dear to me. But at least he loved me, I don't suck