kash
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Everything posted by kash
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got audioline 341 with just a magmount but ain't been on it in yrs
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i was shagging this bird when she shouts out "please not up the arse" i replied" listen it's traditional for the person with the knife to choice the position"
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my wife rang me earlier shouting "you've gave me crabs! you dirty b*****d" "how f******g could you" i said "listen bitch,before you start i'd have a word with your sister"
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to the yids come on you SPURS
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my mate caught me sniffing his sisters knickers while having a w**k yesterday. lets just say its gonna make things awkward at her funeral tomorrow :sick: my missus doesn't like my new aftershave'Chloroform' Apparently it makes her feel sleepy and gives her a sore arse
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i was told that the old marbles are made from clay although they call the glass one marbles was told they're allies
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did any one go to the alfreton show who won & was it a good turn out any pics
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the dan hardy-v-gsp was a brilliant fight although it was a shame dan didn't win it wasn't the walk over his critics or gsp thought he would be
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yes those boots will never be filled a very sad loss R.I.P.HC
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like it off iron maidens the number of the beast
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chelsea,chelsea wherever you may be don't leave your wife with John Terry his dad deals coke... & his mum steals tea... and he cried when he missed a penalty chelsea,chelsea wherever you may be don't leave your wife with John Terry he cannot shoot... and he can't fecking pass but he'll take your mrs right up the ass
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midwife says to paddy"you'll be pleased to know your wife's just given birth to triplets" daddy"i'm not surprised i've got a cock the size of a chimney" midwife" well you'd better get it swept then their all black"
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i've only read about him in kate krays hard b*****ds but he's got two books out as far as i know FOR THE LOVE OF THE GUN & HOW TO ROB BANKS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE available at waterstones pleasant reading
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i enjoy a regular game,should be a good final
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i fetched a pup from retford
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good luck with the litter & i hope they all make it for you
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it certainly looks different just take a bit of getting used
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paddy visits the chemist and says "i need something to keep me standing got 3 girls coming round tonight" "i got just what you need super strength viagra keep you going for hours" next day paddy's back at the chemist cock all black and blue skin hanging off say's "can i have some deepheat" chemist"what for your knob?" paddy replies"no for my wrist the b*****ds didn't turn up!"
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good luck with the litter mate fingers crossed no losses
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6ft 4in man in toilet looks to his left & sees a little man peeing out of a huge penis. he say's "that's the biggest cock i've ever seen" the other man say's "oh i'm a leprechan & we all have big one's" tall man say's "i wish i had 1 like that" leprechan say's "i'll grant your wish if you let me bum ya 1st" tall man reluctantly agrees. leprechan pumps away for ages, then asks"how old are ya?" man say's "36" "imagine that, 36 & still believes in leprechans"
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can't beat a sexist joke... why do men like to be on the bottom during sex? because they only know how to f**k things up!
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sorry to of your sad loss mate had the same problem last week then i came out the vet's to a parking ticket bet he had a laugh at that
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nice old pic shame we cant turn back time eh mate lost my old one on sat
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theres one thing saying it on here about Lenny McClean R.I.P not everyone gets the type of upbringing he got & had to put up with but the others are still alive i know daves got his own web site i'm not sure about carlton & chopper ain't he australian but i'm sure you could make the same comments on daves site he'd appreciate the read
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cheers mate do you think its too young to strip 6 months old he get too hot to quick thets why am doing it nice looking pups mate what breeding is the rough coated one in the pic got a bitch pup looks similar
