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  1. He sounded like he had quaffed a few bottles of bollinger,but he also seemed deadly serious,his aim is to breed a superior lamping strain,he said he bought the best to breed the best,you know Mark,he doesnt do things by half,but 600 notes for a pup?He is made of money
  2. Just had Mark on the phone,he sounded slightly sozzled,but his usual ebullient self,he is buzzing,just paid £600 for a pup I thought it must be april-fools day but Nope,its halloween instead,he has bought himself a black minshaw bitch named ******,best not repeat the name for fear of offending someone But he predicts within 10 years Brickshaw lurchers will be winning lamping and obedience competitions across the length and breadth of the land,a new dawn is breaking,the Birckshaw era is almost upon us
  3. When my youngest was around four or five he saw me gut a rabbit and said "Dad,you broke it now"
  4. Is that David Platt mentoring/training the fighter in Rallyscenes "The big fight" bare-knuckle dvd?
  5. Primetime slot on TVP1(Polish version of BBC1) is a soap-opera called "Londynczcy"(Londoners)depicting the lives of polish in west-london,bet it doesnt show anything like polish tramps Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators? A. It chips their teeth.
  6. send your mother She is slightly over-realistic in her role as a witch
  7. I want a cute daughter My two boys are monsters in reality,no need for pretence,those girls look like little angels
  8. Mac, I see your "Just For Men" pamper has worked a treat! How do I look on PITO's FIND?
  9. Light at the end of the rainbow?Is that a brick-ism? Lifes full of peaks and troughs,trust me,its a f*****g roller-coaster sometimes and theres no option but to endure the ride with whitened-knuckles,my old nan always told me you have to weather a storm to see a rainbow at the end,no consolation at the moment I know but it will get better
  10. Super slam............Chuck Adams Practical bowfishing..........William Hovey Smith
  11. Gimmee your copy Malt,I lost mine
  12. Wet look?Au natural mate,could do with a "Just for men" makeover however,thank god my kids inherited from their mums genetics I agree baitup,nothing in any way,shape nor form vicarious about the experiences of that trio
  13. Seigfrid Sassoon?Wasnt his son something to do with hair?
  14. Ooty is a garndfather Congratulations
  15. The real sweeney artic?Sounds a fascinating book,just the sort of thing DCI Gene Hunt would have used to steady his wobbly table-leg at home My side of the mountain.........Jean Craighead George A sporting chance..................Daniel.P.Mannix Dan mannix book is incredible,guaranteed to set any pre-adolescent male on the road to ruin
  16. i told you its only 2 weeks old there plenty of time to grow Oh,two weeks?Thats ok mate,she was just getting kind of worried that it wouldnt make the height to conform with KC guidelines and standards,plenty of time then
  17. My sis got this pure deerhound bitch Mickey from a guy in Durham
  18. I got "Death in the long grass" when I was about 9 or 10,fantastic book,as are any of the Jim Corbett tomes
  19. I saw your bookshelf Simo,it was like old mother hubbards cupboard,surprisingly bare save 2 volumes Janet&John go lamping Danny champion of the world
  20. What do you call a fish with no eyes?.................................FSH
  21. Its the slimline compound model?Give-away price,bargain
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