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mackem

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  1. Someone's been to Turkey to avail of the cheap surgery and dental work ?
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    I can't get me tomatoes to ripen, I was going to ask you for advice ?? they won't turn red ?
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    Walt PM'd me it and asked do they look OK ?
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    How does the fruit taste Walt?
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    ‘Tomato plants miraculously converted themselves into cannabis plants’ WWW.IRISHTIMES.COM Daniel Johnson of Cahersiveen given eight-month sentence, suspended for two years
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    Walt is like..........
  7. Killer cops will fit right in in the PI.
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    No, nooooo, they are "Bonsai Tomatoes" ??
  9. That one made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, that guy was begging not to be shot, compliant 100% but the cop was psyched ?
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    Tomatoes eh, heard that many a time ??
  11. It's a friendly neighbour shooting a couple dead then going into the house to end it all ?
  12. Dont forget snow shovelling......
  13. Yup, no reasoning to it whatsoever, life as you well know is cheap, murdered in an argument over mayo, doesn't bear thinking about, a couple of months back here two blokes were having a high speed shootout on the freeway, neither was caught.
  14. Guy last weekend in the States shot two Subway sarnie-shop staff in an argument over mayo in his sarnie.
  15. There was a bank robbery here yesterday, the footage was like the fire-fight in Heat, both robbers dead, six officers injured ? I always thought this guy wished he had been born a 100 years earlier in dodge City....
  16. I would be up for a bit of mutiny, bucaneering and generally honest piracy, but I think the incest and all round general noncery are so deeply rooted and almost subliminally accepted it would be an unpleasant place to spend time, I read quite a bit about the populations bedroom habits years ago, there's a book about it, can't remember the title off the top of my head.
  17. AKA incest Island ?️? I think they barely scratched the surface on the number of noncing kids cases.
  18. Never take an axe to a gunfight...... Top tip of the day ?
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