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    £10 billion in tobacco tax in the last year in UK.ASH guesstimates smoking related illnesses cost the UK £17 billion a year.
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    Winners never quit,quitters never win.
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    Ah,had kids knocking on the door last night,and I know some will be turning up this evening for their chocolate.
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    Snowed here,slush on the ground now,how was UK Halloween?Hordes of trick or treaters?
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    I once asked a Filipina in her thirties about her western boyfriend in his late 60’s,I asked her why she didn’t get a Filipino boyfriend in his 60’s “Oh I wouldn’t,that’s different”=£$€$
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    Yup Indians also but Pakistani predominantly.No hybrid vigour whatsoever in the resultant offspring,I can’t remember the stats but there’s been a few papers written on the dangers of shagging your cousin.
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    Inbreeding,disabled kids.
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    Marlboro man always looked cool as to an impressionable kid,there was one advert where he was smoking a fag with a beautiful lass beside him as he flew his private jet over mountains (sigh) I wanted his lifestyle,he almost hooked me.
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    I would do the same for a……
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    Already legal in the UK for medical use,get a prescription and it’s delivered to your door. My Mrs used to tell me about people on a cancer ward going outside the hospital in sun-zero temps in their pyjamas and dressing gown for a quick ciggie.
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    Canada is watching closely,been on the news a couple of times.
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    Following New Zealand’s lead.
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    They actually put a bit of thought into that sketch,TingTong means crazy in Thai and macadangdang is a Filipino family name,mix of the two.
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    Trudeau was saying how sorry he was to hear the news of Perrys death saying he was a popular kid at school lol
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    Perry beat up Justin Trudeau when at school,and once paid $175,000 for a private jet to fly him one way from Geneva to the states to get his prescription medicine.
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    Enjoy the trip,what you got planned?
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    Cuckold he means,unless he is describing someone with a ladyboy fetish in which case yes,it’s cockhold.
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    Love/lust is blind.
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    Did a trail in quebec near Hawkesbury,saw a few deer,beautiful weather quite crisp.A few years back a young boy was killed on the road when the car he was travelling in hit a moose,signage everywhere now.
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    Little place just outside Montreal,the biscuits and clam chowder were fantastic,eat all you can shrimp cooked eight different ways,I am stuffed.
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    I have been in some really nice restaurants that didn’t have that level of presentation,superb,that dish is visually attractive from the off.
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    Million stories or permutations of out there mate,very few surprises anymore.
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    Breakfast,forgot to defrost Salmon so just bog standard omelette.
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    Lust makes them gullible,it used to be no hopers who couldn’t get a relationship,or middle-aged divorcees who wanted a wife half their age as an ego boost,nowadays it’s changing,it’s anyone who can use a computer.I met a guy years ago,unsavoury character,though the TV documentary about his murder his mum described him as an Angel,who ended up dead,shot by his wife’s boyfriend. who is the prey and who is the hunter?You would be surprised.Oftentimes it’s plain stupidity that’s the guys downfall.
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