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    TV & Movies

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    Mrs Mack what was the name of the old guy?The old gossipy one?Donald or dougal or something? Great program,great scenery,crap acting
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    Lin Russell and her 6 year old daughter Megan,all they were doing was walking there dog
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    Put it this way SJ,I would rather visit my wife in nick than a cemetery in a worst-case-scenario
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    F**k it!Carry a stanley-knife or something,three-to-one?I once saw two guys turn tail and run when the third was striped with a stanley and hit with a claw hammer,besides,wouldnt you rather be up before a jury on a charge than dragged into a woods Whats the old saying?I would rather be tried by 12 men than carried by six,think about it,nothing pretty about a corpse lying in the undergrowth
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    OC is the best of the lot,oleoresin capsicum AKA pepper spray,its not nicknamed the liquid-bullet for nothing but the effects arent pretty Not legally allowed to own or use any pepper or mace sprays in this country
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    IMO?????

    mackem replied to Jack NUFC's topic in General Talk

    IE is an abbreviation of "Exempli gratia" or "Id Est" depending upon usage
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    When I lived in Hong Kong I was in a lager advert filmed on the MTR they needed a white guy and I guess I was it(my mate worked for the production company)right time right place,I was on PEARL I think the channel was,I am teetotal so thank god I didnt actually have to sip the stuff I am also in Jacky Chans "Drunken masters II" the bit where the fight breaks out outside the "Victorian tea-room"I played a victorian gentleman I have a mate who unintentionally appeared on "Crimewatch" on one of the CCTV clips,result?Captured
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    You dont want a dunking like I had Maty Wouldnt like to imagine waders filling halfway across a lake or something
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    I thought the same thing Gav and I never even read your reply,great minds think alike Or as my mam used to say "Fools seldom differ"
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    F***ing hell,I thought it said "Adult STUFF for sale" Oh well,have a bump on me
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    20 in an hour?You should have told him about the time we had 20 in 10 minutes,less than 10 minutes actually How big were the fish he was getting?How deeps the water?Dont want another dunking
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    Oh?A new river?Did you see owt? That battery still hasnt come from e-bay,only ordered it on monday but I just phoned my sis and nowts turned up,hopefully tommorrow
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    If you wouldnt mind taking some pics please and sticking them up?I need to show them to someone But I am still coming anyway,besides,you know my favourite spot
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    I am only coming up to look at them keeps,just reminiscing,I have stopped that sort of thing altogether now,moral and upright But everytime I see a fish in a pool.........
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    Best off spending your holidays salmon fishing in the north-east JOE,but your boss says judging by the speed and efficiency of your work-rate every f***ing days a holiday for you
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    Enlarge the image mate,clean blade-cuts?
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    We are coming up to Durham soon mate,we will get a few fish out
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    Sorry mate,its just when you said Hari Kari I thought that was the latin name
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    What make and model is the NV richie?
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    Japanese sipuku moth mate
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    The parts of pakistan I used to frequent arent really Gorah-friendly at the moment mate,I would probably end up on the news at 10 wearing an orange guantanamo-bay style jump-suit with guys standing behind me reading Qur'anic Texts and brandishing f*ck-off sharp blades
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    Almost tempting me to make a return trip to Lahore
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    Its not going to be a spielberg epic,more like a "Ferreter joe" production,I checked on youtube,your allowed a 10 minute slot,thats enough time to clip-together a few excerpts from different venues showing rainbows,brownies etc,dont want to give away every trade secret,but a few methods are film-worthy coming to a cinema near you.....................SOON
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    Lot of people interested in Different types of game-fowl.
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    The highlands IS abroad,fried mars-bars and Irn-Bru?
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