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  1. mackem
    You mean the "Stanwell-longnetter" JM
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    We are spoilt for choice in this area Maty,lots of trout fisheries in surrey,hants,and Berkshire
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    I havent fished Bury Hill jm,I prefer game-fishing to be honest,though there arent many salmon locally so it has to be trout,joe fished it,big pike and zander,theres some YOUTUBE clips on it,but theres equally as big pike and zander in the Thames locally its just finding them
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    How much And I think a tenner for 2 rods is absolute tops! I usually pay about a fiver for 2 rods and even then I'll get the pole out when It's quiet. Its Surrey Maty,some top-rate carp waters round here,they charge a mint to fish the really good ones Saying that,we went in bushy park the other day,some guy had had a 44lb carp the week before,and its only 20-odd quid a year to fish,and your surrounded by deer as you cast your line
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    Joe fished Bury Hills predator fisheries,if you live-bait you have to buy your fingeriling trout from them at an extortionate price BUY trout?He has a fu**ing freezer-full
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    Would of been the last time I fished there! I live a spit away from JM maty,its like that round here mate,loads of busy-bodies,friday night after work me and JOE were just casting a line,some guy gets it into his head we were Environmental Agency doing research on a local water ,demanded to see our official ID
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    Many a true word is said in jest
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    Well,I once trecked high into the hindu-kush to buy a rusty can full of home made goats cheese from a herder,I love the stuff,with a few tomatoes and some fresh apricots it was a meal fit for a king never mind a pleb like myself I once had slices of melon.....................Fried in batter
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    Bags-eye the front seat,I am master-harpoonist after all I am fairly certain the next time your trawlers featured in a pic JOE the holds filled with fish
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    Welsh-goats cheese is beautiful
  11. mackem
    To quote Chief Brodie..........You're gonna need a bigger boat Are you certain thats an official environmental agengy approved inflatable Joe?So thats what we are going to circumnavigate the globe in?
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    I was kind of expecting something like Quints "Orca" or Hoopers high-tech bells'N'whistles vessel "The Aurora" in the jaws movie I never figured you would splash the cash on "Titanic"
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    That is f***ing hilarious Like the colour joe Nacho-libre mask the works,SBS?Who dares swims? Oh well,in for a penny,in for a pound,should be fun,dont know how many fish we will get in that though
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    Never got any pics of a boat mate? The one where your masked-up?Nope,never arrived,just need to see the size of the f***ing trawler
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    Dont forget this week JOE,and send the pics of that boat,I need to know what your drowning me in
  16. mackem
    What can you really get a square peg in a round hole Takes a bit of effort but 'Course you can,just hammer it in
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    alright mackem,over in aldershot mate.gold valley.you probly no yourself it aint a big fish lake but a numbers one.started of with a bit of scopex sweetcorn and a small piece of fake corn and pulled some nice size breem out and then went on to some luncheon meat and got about a 9 pound carp with the meat.everyone was telling me to use pellets but like i said i had enuff of them falling of so give up.got a week of work so im going to do the week over thorpe lea i think. Least you got a result mate Thorpe lea will be ok for you this week Oddly enough someone was telling me about a trout
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    Nahhh,its not that joe,you know I see plenty of suitcases,you would be surprised how adept I have become at re-packing them Bit of huffing,lots of puffing,few physical exertions,and I can get a family sized suitcase packed down into a single guys travel-case,likewise with a lady Besides,the biggest dress size my wife ever went up to was size 8 and that was when she was preggers
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    Nahhh kay,dont be shy,I will help you squeeze your stuff in and lace you up if you want,I have seen that sort of thing loads of times
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    Passion killer
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    Local lake JM?Owt much in it? I use bait bands,get them from Davies mate
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    Looks like a foxeroo
  23. mackem
    Cardy Surely you mean bodice&basque
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    Its true isnt it?Theres just something about grasping that rubbery teat between your lips in the dark thats comforting to most adult males
  25. mackem
    I dont know about that,I have breast few on a few ladies nipples and I am slightly older than 8 years old
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