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  1. mackem
    I might be coming with you actually,its awfully cold the reception I am getting at home,though I did get a phone call from Canada this afternoon.................................. :kiss:
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    "I am thinking of getting away from it all,heading off"................"Oh?Where are you going Joe?"................................."Ummmmm,Hampshire?"
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    Local women?Heres my mum :kiss: Good luck with the fishing,we are also visiting a new venue within the next few days
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    It was hyper-emotional,I am still under medication following the trip
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    We have actually fished from this fine sea-worthy vessel AND caught fish
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    Its something in the water in this area ooty,and if you check the local parish records John Merrick,that old pachyderm himself used to woo local ladies and no doubt pollinated a few flowers hereabouts,therefore its best we obliterate or hide our faces in any way,shape,or form
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    Vulpes Truncate,looks like the fox that raids the bins in Sellafield
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    Dont get a Brita one,they are rubbish,and always save your pennies for rainy-days,it looks like theres a storm coming
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    is it a field with walls & no door More than likely So what would you do then Kay? Ten grand would get me a new ferret run dog collars & leads another greyhound , a gas fire , patio door , new cloths , water feature , seethrough kettle , tent, mutley hot water bottle cover , electric tin opener , scales , bamex , brabanta bin , snap on tools & red cabinette bottle off lou lou thats all i want really See Through Kettle? Mine changes colour as the water boils,then turns itself off automatically,transparent kettles?Whatever next
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    Stick it in the bank,10K isnt a lot to be honest.
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    I looked at them under your username on YT,good run on the fox
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    Don't tell me he's still using that dodgy fish identification book?! I cant read that well Malt,I just take his word for it,if he had told me it was charcaradon charcarias I would have just taken his word for it,gullible me I am an ex-numismatist LG,I no longer have talents I collect merkins instead
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    Trout?Is it?Ferreter_Joe told me it was a pike
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    Your a man of many talents LG
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    Works for me
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    Just coming up as a blank screen?
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    Landing-net fish?
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    Comanche,Hares and Rabbits do cross-breed,I think we all have Habits
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    They soon grow up
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    They actually look obscene and surreal,like a Giger sketch
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    I still blame the Romans,so its got to be the italian-americans with their Drum-mag Thompsons,wont miss many 30 feet deer with one of those babys,close yer eyes,spray and pray('Cos you did say they thank god cupid)
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    Nah mate,look at the question,loaded or something not quite right behind the scenes maybe?Anyway,I blmae the romans
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    But europe has got to have better hunters then?Because the European settlers hunted the native north americans? Who hunted the europeans?
  25. mackem
    Yuukkssssssss :sick:
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