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  1. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    Wet rod?Is he into fishing
  2. He hasnt cocked-it up at all,its called close-up of a ploar bear in a snowscape on everest during a snowstorm at mid-day in the arctic
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    Rabbithunter!!

    At the end of their day when your younger you think with your heart and your hormones,every-holes-a-goal,quantity instead of quality,we have all been there,you wash up somewhere exotic(like Brimingham)the first thing you want to do is test-drive a local lady,I never drank,I had other interests,but as you get older,youve been there,done ot,even got the slightly faded T-shirt,thats when you start to think with your head and quality comes to the fore
  4. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    Thats totally untrue mate,some women really DO get better with age,as for being less-fussy,that just aint the case
  5. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    Its not lust kay,more complex than that,mywife looks better now than when I met her,some women mature into stunning butterflies once they pupate and emerge(slightly Haniibal Lectorish I know but its true)she is still a dress size 6,still turns heads,but characters change,you can fall out of love with a person when your interests drift
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    Rabbithunter!!

    I didnt find the details boring The only bit that scared me Joe was when she shouted out of the window and I saw that look on your face,you went from being to in about 2 seconds
  7. I will do it this week coming sometime But that geezer is totally the wrong shape for me
  8. Winners,losers,its all a fu**ing game
  9. http://www.lhc.org.uk/members/pubs/factsht/81fact.htm
  10. But the most hurtful thing about that pic?Look at the fat cnuts gut You can still see my abs
  11. See Mr Mackem?See those things on his legs?They are called trousers,Mr M's family name might be scottish but he has never worn a skirt,kilt whatever you want to call it Nothing could be further from the truth Most of the guys on here that pic would fit the description of their marital situation to a "T",mines the reverse
  12. The face-fit for your Mask RH is computerised,your hooked up to a computer to make sure its exact,you need a perfect seal for a reason mate,my brother is always strict as f**k ,H&S is paramount with Assie.
  13. No-one had an understanding of it back in the days Jigsaw,walk into some of the old hospital boiler rooms,look at the pipes clad in Hard-pack etc,all put on without PPE
  14. Thats the thing,AIB and stuff,your drilling away,breathing in minute particles
  15. mackem

    women

    Nope,my wife earns more than I do.............................and I pay the mortgage,bills,the whole kit'n'kaboodle...................and she keeps hers
  16. Bowhunting IS legal,two years ago I had the money for a guided cougar hunt in Colorado And the wife agreed............................to spend the money on a family holiday to her f***ing mothers Maria isnt baiting me,not yet Few more weeks,lets just wait,its just like fishing
  17. Its actually getting a lot of Sparkies and Plumbers
  18. You dont need a hard-on seal around your pants Everything you wear,including your skiddies is paper,you go into an area sterile,you come out sterile and straight into a decon unit
  19. Wasnt a power-station was it?My brothers in the Azzie industry,you HAVE to be clean shaven,the seals got to be perfect for your full or half-face,in fact you have to be clean-shaven when you go for your face-fit.
  20. Don,t forget your licence I get a pensioners exemption due to my senility
  21. Dont let him get away with that Kay,get your manicure into him
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