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    Arborist
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    You dont need a hard-on seal around your pants Everything you wear,including your skiddies is paper,you go into an area sterile,you come out sterile and straight into a decon unit
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    I was in touch with my feminine side
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    The wire one is great,artistic
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    Wasnt a power-station was it?My brothers in the Azzie industry,you HAVE to be clean shaven,the seals got to be perfect for your full or half-face,in fact you have to be clean-shaven when you go for your face-fit.
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    Don,t forget your licence I get a pensioners exemption due to my senility
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    Dont let him get away with that Kay,get your manicure into him
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    well my hair is the texture of oriental hair & english stylists cant cut it properly , so i found a brilliant lady who can cut it & its cheap £ 17 quid & nails are 18 quid time , so its not really expencive as i dont go out or have to save for holidays I did have a crew cut for 20 yrs but couldnt get work when i really needed a job so i had to grow it The texture of oriental hair,very silky and a sheen like silk sorry to lower the tone of the thread but I once had a chinese girlfriend with very straight hair,and perfectly straight pubic hair
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    Yeah not a prob mate,it will just be for a weekend Salmon Fishing
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    That photo taken on the banks of the Wear, Del?? or on Ryhope beach?? Probably the banks mate,I am back up there next month My sis just came back down from pennywell today,she said nowts changed
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    Coconut oil is the business Vietnamese must cost you a fortune My wife had her hair cut last christmas (£170) and Xmas scenes painted on her nails (£70) for a party,whats wrong with a skin-head kay Cost yer nowt!
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    Kay,honest answer to an genuine question please?How do you get it to stay that colour?Salon?Or do you do it yourself?
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    Body Dysmorphic disorder?
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    They all look the same in the dark matey I have had two at once in the past,I prefer lights on
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    Someones pet they released after tiring of it?Clipped by a passing car?
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    Tiny bit of italian blood down the line,you thought I have blond moments?Only now and again
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    Doesnt she just look sizzlingly HOT
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    Bolt through his neck?
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    They have got trout lakes Maty,my Ex-girlfriend lives there,she is still single(I guess I am a hard act to follow) ,she phoned me a few days ago and told me they have whitetail deer coming into the street to feed It was a good night out BRB,you should have came
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    I always send them nice e-mails back explaining how their mothers are shanty-town whores and I hope his death from HIV is long,painfull,and protracted
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    Its genuine,give him the info and you too will soon find yourself living in a mud-hut dressed in rags just like him
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    Yeah...................Morrisons Joe is like Howard Hughes in a way,an eccentric millionaire type,he could be living in palatial luxury like Leegreen but he prefers to keep his feet firmly planted on the ground near to his street-level roots,whereas I am more a down-at-heel skinto living in a ghetto because I really aint got an option Saving my last few pennies for my impending divorce and a fresh start in Canada
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    Most men would crawl on their hands-and-knees over broken glass for a night in a pleasure-dome with those two
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    We ARE trying to look past the clothing,but we havent got X-ray glasses,but they both have those horny-porny,slutty "Come-play-with-me" faces I WANT them to dress that way all the time
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    They look like they imac their lady-gardens and rub baby-oil into the area
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