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  1. mackem
    The roe was a casualty of BRB's incredible double-handed spey cast,nasty wound from a No32 trout hook We all had a good time Malt,it was a comedy of errors,but it was funny
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    No pics of the quid we left then?25 pence each down the drain if no one finds it and we have no photographic evidence we actually left it
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    I told you why I needed them,the smell of latex heightens my nocturnal hunting skills
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    Sorry Matty But its an infringement of my sexual liberties if anyone comments adversely on the sexual flux I currently find myself going through,I am trying to metamorphosis from chrysalis into butterfly,it will take time,and repeated psychiatric and surgery visits,its lucky my wifes 26 inch waist skirt and size 4 high-heels dont fit though I would have probably snapped a heel off on that darned flint
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    But at least the lipsi ....Lipsalve stopped my lips from chapping,I bet BRB thought his luck was in when a pretty,shapely blond minced over the carpark towards him,I even practiced swaying my hips in the mirror,got a right good shimmy going
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    im crying lol Wait till next time
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    Put my hand on a bible and say neither dogs-nor-guns,funny what you can do with a fishing-rod BRB,more than one way to skin a cat
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    Wasnt that last cast incredible?First time I ever saw a trout AND a roebuck on the same hook Got any pics of the deer?
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    Fished in 'ampshire small hours,still tired,but what a night very enjoyable,good company,funny as f**k,and a very unusual catch for a nights fishing????Ampshire trout-fishing,the flint trout are generally considered uncatchable by local 'ampshire folks,but it took a visitor from north of Watford to spin that theory on its head once and for all and shatter the myth of the flint.First fishery we arrived at was a no-go-zone,the gate was open,Quelle horreur,obviously the owner or syndicate members were having a looksee on the water,I have permission,but sometimes folk like solitude,reflection time
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    4lb???? Fishermens tales,that was the one that got away
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    Depends if he is sticking to the diet
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    Nothing quite like the feel of a flexing rod in your hand Ooty I think Mark is back treading flint underfoot soon
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    I know exactly how you feel
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    'Ampshire chalk-stream trout are like 'ampshire hares,uncatchable Might get 1 or 2
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    Luck Rex?Knowledge and opportunity colliding You out this weekend mate?
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    That isnt a finger,thats Ditches big-toe Tight grouping Al
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    Trying a new bait tonight scent,going fishing with a few guys from here,fingers crossed,fishing for the hardest fish of them all.......'ampshire chalk-stream trout
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    I am actually fishing tonight using sweetcorn,hope I get a result
  19. mackem
    Hopefully we will get one or two tonight,only ever fly-fished once before
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    lol accidental pun? Nope Deliberate
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    Ballan Wrasse?Normally shoal with bream and carp,that wier by the pubs a killer
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    He has agreed to walk,his original words were "I dont do walking" "Saves on shoes right?Besides,he would have to do some serious pitch-black off-roading to get onto this river
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    I couldnt do 60k nowadays mark,but no way am I carrying someone off a riverbank tonight because they refuse to walk 10 yards to the path
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    I just told him about the time I had to walk 60 kilometers in a day,I dont think he feels well I am sure he will keep you a few fish
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    See Thats why you never got the invite,everyone knows how hard these trout are to catch,we just didnt want anyone to look foolish,us if you caught 100,or you if you caught nowt Its best we never know
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