The old VG shop where i used to live used to sell cider called "Pulse", buy 4 cans get 4 free, £4, 7.5% proof, like clear spring water, had a tang of vinegar to it, not the nicest tasting stuff, tasted like it was hiding something,.
Me and my mate bought some one evening, and he was a regular drinker, what a f*****g stae on two blokes, he said, "I'm gonna have to drive to work in the morning, you cant expect me to walk in this condition" lol, he phoned in sick :bad: , f****n ponce lol. I, on the other hand, went to work, felt like i had a whacker plate inside my head all day. Good craic