A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom ask how was his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."
"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait for your father to get home!" says the mom.
Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him, he's been really bad today.
Dad goes up to his son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her that I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.
"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now, ab