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jimmy0211

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  1. feet wouldn't be earthed if you jumped as you touched it
  2. A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100. A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did t
  3. 'MAX' 1/4 BULL/GREYHOUND BROTHER TO OUR CHIEF 'CHIEF' 1/4 BULL/GREYHOUND
  4. my dad told us with our pup when he won't let go push both of his cheeks in so he is biting them almost and he will have to open his mouth and then take it from him and praise the dog for dropping it, or choke him off until he gets used to when he comes back, which you said he is doing, he drops it or has to drop it to breathe
  5. don't know about a dog--- maybe a honey badger?
  6. jimmy0211

    JOKES

    A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom ask how was his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait for your father to get home!" says the mom. Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him, he's been really bad today. Dad goes up to his son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her that I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy. "Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now, ab
  7. i thought it was 10% of the speed limit in that area on top could be wrong tho
  8. jimmy0211

    joke

    i don't get it
  9. :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:
  10. same here, they call me 4 counties jim: devon, cornwall, somerset and dorset edited to say all 4 counties while out lamping
  11. dad has that for the birds that also works well atb jim
  12. healing powder, me mum got some from the vets and it works a treat, good luck, hope the dog heals soon ATB jim
  13. thought 21" was a bit small lol
  14. best night we had: 4 hares with 2 dogs and 4 rabbits with 1 of those dogs, 2 of the hares on 1 field, and 3 of the 4 rabbits also on the same field (not the same one as the hares)
  15. lovely looking dog, what x is he and how tall? jim halfx bull grey, hes 21tts cheers you done alot with him? how old is he? bit on the small side jim
  16. lovely looking dog, what x is he and how tall? jim
  17. you dinny he was only on about chief, he is the only 1 in pics 3 & 4 :wankerzo4: edited because i spelt something wrong
  18. thats chief, bull/greyhound x greyhound, 27" tts absaloute cracking looking dog mate! does he graft well? hes 12 months old and only had a few runs on rabbit, dad wants to get him out more and a few more catches under his belt jimmy0211
  19. thats chief, bull/greyhound x greyhound, 27" tts
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