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Hi all I'm moving to Hayling island soon after 5 yrs in Spain,any one local I can buddy up with as a general spade carrier etc,I can offer Falconry mentorship in exchange(20 yrs exp). Regards
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional
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yes please , the looky looky's here have it here but they are shite
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A Joke lol, I aint that feckin nice.
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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks. Curio
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I find if you spank the monkey until it squeaks everything comes running
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remember to wash your hands after handling game!!
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Long shot I know, but I'm due to start a 6 month contract nr newbury in a couple of weeks,anyone on here know of a room to let in the area?.cant seem to find anywhere on line,and Im feckin miles away. Cheers
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Pygmy chimpanzee aka, Bonobo.
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Some crackin salmon fishing around there too.
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Where abouts mate,i used to live near there till 91.a gloomy town just over the crimea
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At last Gordon Brown decided to throw the towel in and resign. > > His cabinet colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a > railway locomotive after him. So a senior 'Sir Humphrey' went from > Whitehall to the National Railway Museum at York, to investigate the > possibilities. > > "They have a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," a > specially-sought consultant told the top civil servant. "Mostly freight > locomotives though." > > "Oh dear, that's not very fitting for a prime minister," said Sir > Humphrey. "H
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Oh trust me theres plenty of San Miquel in the fridge lol
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Too hot to anything now,so spends all day in the pool or indoors in the air con.Old retired Saluki loves the heat but just rather sleep now at 14 yrs old
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Called my saluki forrest, Seemed apt,,"run forrest run" lol
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The Journey Of Man When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I n
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I'm posting this on behalf of a friend. Lost female kestrel yesterday from Bishopstoke near eastleigh in hampshire,shes a rehab bird,no ring but is microchipped. Shes wearing flying jesses. should repond well to the glove. Thanks in advance
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Really,well ya learn something new every day in spain lol.I'l get some info and translate and post asap.cheers for that [bANNED TEXT]
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Hi sorry ive only just picked up on this thread, I have replied to another thread on adder(Viera berus) bites on here recently.With this amount of time passed I doubt that its the venom causing the swelling,I would put money on the Adder left a fang in the bite site. All vipers and elapids shed their fangs,so at times you will see that they actually have 4 venom delivery teeth(see picture),2 are fixed and functional and 2 are ready for release.When the snake strikes at its next prey item/defense strike these teeth are commonly left in the bite site.The hollow fang will contain dried venom r
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A son asks his dad the difference between theoretically and realistically. Dad say "Hmmm,thats hard,but i have an idea." Ask mum if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid Mum says yes. Now ask your sister if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid Sister says yes Now ask your brother if he'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid Brother says yes Dad says "and theres your answer"....................... "theoretically,we're sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we're living
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Longdog, what are the requirements nowadays with regards to licences to fish in the sea in Spain as I remember reading a post about it either on here or WSF All fine for sea fishing [bANNED TEXT],no ticket needed,Fresh water is a headache. For fresh water fishing you need a license which also involves a species recognition test(in spanish),however,I visited my local Guardia civil wildlife dept and lied and said I cant possibly take a test in spanish,the reply to me was providing you have an english rod licence all will be fine as we are part of the EU.Now, i dont trust the guardia i
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For tackle, theres not a great deal of choice.Marbella you have a small selection in La canada shopping centre but the best ive found is a little shop in the back streets in san pedro de alcantara,which is on the bus route towards Puerto banus, you cant miss it.Boat hire is reasonable from benalmadena,bus route towards Malaga.You may find bits and bobs from the many Bazaars in most towns. Pm Me when you intend on going and il come down to the coast for beer.. Regards
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feel free to pm me for any details/help if the dog gets worse