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  1. BenBhoy
    Reminds me of a joke.. A man gets home from work & has been horny all day. He drags his wife to bedroom saying "come on, I'm desperate to 69 with you". "I can't" she replies, "wrong time of the month". He stops briefly... "I don't care" he says, "I'm so horny let's do it anyway". They're getting well stuck in when the doorbell goes & she remembers she's expecting a delivery. The man gets up to go but his wife reminds him how his face might look... " don't worry" he says "if they say anything I'll say I was eating toast & that it's strawberry jam". Upon open
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    Is it the one that tastes a bit fishy??
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    You're quackers........he can't talk Chinese!!
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    Snap mate! f***ing annoying, swapping between the two cos can't see it with scope ?
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    Another reason to love the US ??! I've family in TN, been over fair few times, love it there. If only you guys ate more lamb I'd emigrate!
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    Haway man!!
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    Still need to send them!! Bloody cracks getting bigger as well!!
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    I keep meaning to learn a new language..!! ??
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    Bugger!
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    Who's paying who??
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    Crikey that Robin Foxer bloke has let himself go a bit!!
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    Many years ago when I first started keeping my own sheep, had a ewe that did what sheep do. Mid summer & been there a day. I rented ground in a school near Burton, couldn't leave it there but knackers couldn't collect for couple days. So I borrow mates combo van and lump her in back. Driving with windows wide open. At some point to bakewell the bag slipped off her head and she oozed juice everywhere. Wouldn't be so bad but he'd had inside of van boarded out few weeks earlier! The smell went after couple days but he never shifted that stain!!
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    What cheek piece riser is that Si?
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    Inside of rabbit one of rankest smells
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    She's gonna be mad at you for stinking the boot out!
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    .243 mate? Handsome looking fella
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    Anyone know where I can print off OS style maps, preferably free??? Ta
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    That's the nuts!
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    Easier one..
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    Robin, she about flew onto my face (usually love having a bird on my face!!! ?) but was back few minutes later ?
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    Looks like I'll have some guests every morning when I unlock roller shutter!
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    Black & white fat bastarđ dustbins
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    "#debbiebryant Instagram posts (photos and videos) - Picuki.com" #debbiebryant Instagram posts (photos and videos) - Picuki.com WWW.PICUKI.COM Explore Instagram posts for tag #debbiebryant - Picuki.com She's something alright...! See what you mean about washboard abs!!
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    I love it when things like that happen......gutting when you wake up though!! ? I had a cracking one about Pamela Anderson last night!!
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