Jump to content

king

Donator
  • Content Count

    15,175
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    12

Everything posted by king

  1. king

    Mince pies

    So you've never tried a mince pie. Never tried lobster. What do you live on fecking toast ?
  2. king

    Mince pies

    Keep ramming the Kipling mince pies in you this Xmas rusty ?
  3. king

    Mince pies

    It's spelt "disgusting" lurcherman 887. Not "discusting" Thanks for the great comment though It's really appreciated ?
  4. king

    Mince pies

    It's a few cakes you soft twat
  5. king

    Mince pies

    that's it she is looking through her old cake pic's now ted. this 1 was a cracker.the whole lid was cake aswell.
  6. king

    Mince pies

    look's a fine cake ted.the page took ages to scroll through.it's packed with advert video's. showed the wife she said she will get it made. the pineapple in the topping sound's spot on.i love pineapple lol. thanks for the link ted.. i will report back ..
  7. king

    Mince pies

    But there is a slight problem there though ted. The wife does a lot of cooking. Chocolate eclairs. Gateau. Anything you ask she can make. But buying any cakes from the shops the kids or me won't touch them She has spoilt us lol. Mr Kipling are like dry old stale things. Kids won't go near them..
  8. king

    Mince pies

    6 seconds in the bing (microwave) They are spot on. Won't be long before the wife starts making home made Bailey's ?
  9. king

    Mince pies

    I can understand your shock ted. But if I had half removed the lid drizzled with double cream.and them took a close up to include rising steam from said pie then yes. I would of over stepped the mark a little lol.
  10. king

    Mince pies

    Minkers ? I like that tomo. Mug of tea and a few minkers ??
  11. king

    Wages

    I'm quite sure the way to go now and in the future is to ignore them all. Just pretend they don't exist. It would be less stressful I think.
  12. Sad, sad fuckers letting fireworks off in the middle of October! My cat is so scared it just climbed to the top of our Xmas tree! The dogs ain't bothered though.
  13. king

    Wages

    I don't think they can count on your vote then wilf.
  14. Take a tin opener with you.you be ok
  15. king

    Mince pies

    Is it a bit early for home made mince pies ?
  16. I hope you can understand my deep hatred of them now BM.?
  17. Get yourself down the hedgerow with a bean juice soaked shin about 12 tonight and make a few loud squeak's. And see for your self brother black neck.. You have been warned..
  18. king

    Wages

    Did you touch piss slits after pissing micky
  19. king

    Wages

    Never trust a man who eats to many crisps tomo.
  20. king

    Wages

    I was wanting an answer wilf not a thanks ?
  21. Yes it's a shame when out lamping rabbits.and see old Charlie running in when the dog catches a rabbit. I just shout to him go away and he does every time. Last thing I want is a fox chewing my legs. Nasty ginger feckers.
×
×
  • Create New...