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  1. king

    Eggs

    Throw some grey tracksuit bottoms on drink all 4 eggs raw. Play.eye of the tiger flat out on the stereo and go for a jog. Job done..
  2. It's just a little sad to see how pathetic these firms are.
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    Coronavirus

    Standing back and observing the dogs every move.gives a lot of clues away. I'm constantly watching the dog while out.
  4. Mid 90s there was a i knew who used to import Mitsubishi pajeros. They removed the fuel tank cut the neck off the tank and welded a plate in. Then welded the neck back on. Lifted the rear seats cut a hole and welded a motorbike petrol cap on top of the diesel tank. You had to lift the back seats to fill it with cherry.and fill the neck up to the filler cap with white diesel. If you were pulled and they dipped the tank.only white they could get out. That was before they uses to swab the exhaust pipe for signs of cherry.
  5. king

    Coronavirus

    When i take the dog out he s good at tracking hares. And exactly like you said he will pick up the scent and follow it about 20yds and sometimes turns on a dime and tracks the other way. So yea you are spot on they do know which way the scent has gone. How they know I'm not sure. It must be the strength of the scent itself I think. Similar to seeing cars being followed by a chopper with thermal you can see the heat signature on the ground from the tyres then it fades.
  6. That sounds like clip clop b*****d he was ??
  7. Feck the services. I hope you had 5g of cherry for the van ?
  8. If you had gone down there in 1991 you would of seen me shuffling around the bars wearing a dickybow collecting glasses.from the tables ?. How did the donkey take the punch ?
  9. king

    Coronavirus

    What odds did you have on that bet gnasher.
  10. king

    Coronavirus

    That's interesting mate. The nose on the dog is an amazing thing. And smelling cancer or covid etc. Is amazing really.
  11. He has got the accent spot on ?
  12. king

    Coronavirus

    Yea go on stop holding back ?
  13. king

    Coronavirus

    So how would they go about training the dog to smell the cancer. Would it be a simple case of playing hide and seek with a surgically removed cancer tumour concealed in something to train the dog. As man trying to replicate the smell of cancer would be nay on impossible I would of thought.
  14. Well I will say no more then lol. Now don't get me wrong I recon that leather hat would be great on a rainy day while out with the dogs as it would be very water proof. But I wouldn't wear it while shuffling through the town centre..
  15. There does seem to be a slight hint of gayness on the leather hat.
  16. Insurance doesent cover the driver to be on the ground on some sites. A warm cab and radio is nice in mid winter.
  17. Feck the grants they are missing a trick there's loads of houses being built in the UK. Get the donkeys on site carrying bricks Some PPE on them job done.
  18. I'm all ready sponsoring donkeys in India. The 1 I sponsor has a wonky leg.so ive nicknamed him 'clip clop' It was that sad music and pictures of clip clop carrying 40 bricks that convinced me to donate..
  19. king

    Coronavirus

    You sound like the male equivalent of mystic meg ?.
  20. king

    Coronavirus

    I seen an interesting programme before. Where they use dogs to smell cancer on people and the location of it on the body.
  21. Oxford agree to remove Cecil statue. look at this Pay compensation. This is only the start.
  22. It will be a pic of uncle Ben.and a white albino holding hands walking across a zebra crossing.. Everyone's a winner.and uncle Ben keeps flogging his rice..
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