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  1. Seagull
    I've seen better things down the scrapyard, how much did they pay you to take it off them mate? "Any olllld irrrron?"
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    Well, that's why you get a home charger isn't it? I'm not worried about the once or twice a year journey where I will need to use a charger at a petrol station.
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    Who said it's the future you pillock, it's certainly got a brighter future than traveling up and down our rat piss infested canals at 3 knots you full blown fraudster!
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    I bet the fall almost killed you.
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    I wouldn't expect you to grasp modern tech, Steptoe. Heard you moved in to a canoe because you were struggling with the light switches?
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    What did we tell you about lying, that's waaay to big for you Frodo!
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    That's why there's loads on the market and relatively cheap. When you consider that you can get a full charge for around £6 you'd be crazy not to consider when in need of a new motor.
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    Once he came around I imagine he would agree with my way of thinking.
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    What do you know about boxing, the only fight you've had is with starvation.
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    Relatively cheap to buy, cheap as chips to run, fast as feck and pisses off scruffy snowflakes from Bristol.
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    This is the life, bliss.
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    I've seen your family days out, it's like Wrong Turn! Lol
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    Marina have you heard yourself, you're a scruffy rat from Bristol FFS where the water is radioactive, your floating turdboat is not worth a carrot!
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    I'd buy your rotten canoe with my loose change old skip rat and i don't have to wear any marigolds to clean out the shitter either, you queer canoodler! Lol
  16. Seagull
    Not quite the horror story shared by Karen on FB.
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    Bet you all the British Panthers I'm not! Lol
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    Stop lying!
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    "My mate is kinda of a big deal!" Lol
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    I'd have chucked you down the toilet with the rest of your jizzlings El Thicko!
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    You must be higher than the Empire State with the pure bollocks you've just written! Lol
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    Do they have any rollerblading routes, our very own @mushroom is interested.
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    Smart enough to not chuck my dog down a mountain and call it a game dog afterwards, you must have a tin of Pek for brains.
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    You got shares in Popa-Dom Preach?
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    Dirty boxing?
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