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Seagull

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  1. Given your predictions on Trump I think bubblegum cars are more likely....
  2. It was either you give it me or i take it and the rest of the litter for being so rude, and to think I complimented you on your Nissan Leaf!
  3. One with a sepia filter, you'll work out harder if the gym is full of brown men! Lol
  4. You should try the gym, it might help with that double chin! Hahahahaha
  5. Man slates electric yet soups his Czech grandad car up with a full blown geek software update!
  6. You're that skinny you don't have a reflection! No, I knocked him for being a compulsive liar, a bit like your bestie!
  7. You enjoy your slow Skoda mate, whatever gets you hard!
  8. Do the research FB Karen, the battery has a Tesla warranty for 100k or 8 years, whichever comes first, so, I've got as much guarantee as anyone buying any car. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, you watch yourself mate.
  9. You'd know all about the make believe wouldn't you fraudster, the gift that keeps on giving! Lol
  10. I don't know what's leaking most, your canoe or your brain fluid!
  11. You payed all that for a slow grandad car, they saw you coming, if you want I'll lend you some cash and next time you can buy a proper VAG car instead of the bottom feeder edition!
  12. Does he do bathtub plugs, damp patches canoe could do with patching up! Lol
  13. I'm on days, shift done, you should be thanking me for your PIP money that keeps you afloat! Hang on in there mate, you'll be out of the canoe and back in a hostel in no time.
  14. Me love you coach Wilf, me show you all night! Lol
  15. Is that what you say to your Mandingo? Lol
  16. It has it's perks, like living in seclusion with nothing but bog air and a football team full of spear chuckers to entertain me......
  17. How much are you willing to bet? I'm telling you, this big cat fantasy is pandemic levels.
  18. Seagull

    Job

    I hope you've sorted the weeping tip?
  19. "Mayday, Mayday, Damp Patch has beached himself again in pursuit of my Tiddles!"
  20. What do you know about work Tugboat Timmy? At least my mrs doesn't sit on deck bucketing the water out after you've run aground again! Hahahaha
  21. Most were fooled, just like many are fooled on here when seeing fake pics/vids. I just don't understand the people that knowingly put out fake material, IMO they are not wired up right.
  22. He thinks I'll be taking the dog out for a run in the Tesla, some man! Hahahaha
  23. I know one thing, you'll never find your panther in a month of Sunday's you full blown fraudster! Lol
  24. I don't think an electric car will give them the same buzz if you know what I mean.
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