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  1. Seagull
    Would I get one for 5k pal? Lol Are they as good as your new one?
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    I'm in tears imagining Dan trying to get 25kg up on his back legs splaying open like a giraffe at a watering hole....
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    What you saying, you're carrying a 25kg weight, I'd go and test that now cos I think your legs will buckle and collapse to the floor.
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    You should pick and choose sticking to a job for more than a fortnight and maybe you could afford to paint the house and get that boat you are dreaming of.
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    That wins the internet, it's over! Lol
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    I bet you are fond of a Sonny delight! Hahahahaha
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    They are dug in like an Alabama tick...
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    Come on Dan can't send an old man to do his dirty work, what's the world coming....
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    They have just asked me if they can knock about with your little mandiglets, I said it's not up to me it's up to their daddy Wilf.... Lol
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    Upstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing son. I just hope you've finally mastered the simple shit pipe, be a real asset to your CV.....
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    "Now go home and get your shinebox." Lol
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    If you play your cards right you could be my tea boy or shoe shine.
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    I've got your team of Mandingo's doing the graft, the joys of slavery.....
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    Back to work boy....
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    Bring some bleach as well, the stench of urine will be strong after I've finished pissing myself with laughter when you strip down to your Mawashi...
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    Perhaps you should train him up, all those years of beating up old fogies and bullying teeny boppers will stand you in good stead, under your tutelage he may last 30 secs max.....
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    Don't reckon squire, get your money on it. With the winnings you'll be able to add a run to your kennel. Lol
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    Beep, beep, beep.
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    Gym for Simple Boy, don't insult me squire.
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    The dog you bought must have died with parvo Simple Boy! Lol
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    5k for a handshake, c**t must think I'm the actual King! Lol
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    I'm offering Simple Boy an easy 5k to step in for Rigor Mortis, it can go towards painting his house and saving up for his raft...
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