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mitre

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  1. Seems like to have a nice time there lots of things to keep you and the kids entertained for a good while plus the weather was good too
  2. Chris eubank reminds me of some fellow that would say jives pour out a other my good man sit there sipping his drink and listening to some type of classical music
  3. Scrumping we did that years back taking apples always the wrong ones
  4. Where's the salad cream or mayo and piece of bread and butter
  5. The price of a bag of spuds are gone up at least one thing you could use some manky spuds as targets for shooting only the naff ones
  6. It's about the kids returning back to school after Easter in the UK
  7. It's about the kids returning after Easter In the uk
  8. It makes you think about the chip shop what spuds they use
  9. Sorry no but I think it was not that hard to cook up such a meal
  10. If it's spuds you planting out what type reds whites Maris piper king Edward wijas etc what ever the spuds we getting usually boil in the water do decent chips or it's a hit or miss with other spuds or is jersey mids or jersey royals
  11. It was done for a reason she was after the money greed it all she could see in her eyes and her plotting scheme to bump off
  12. Bare knuckle fighting is more rougher no gloves I heard about some gypsy families use that why to settle their problems with other families then the missus come out of their fancy caravans clouting their off spring and shouting and throwing their trash out even their old man's clothes out after he as lost the fight Just a little joke
  13. Don't you mean the female in the tight faux leather flare type trousers
  14. At last the kids have returned back to school been a bit quiet then it will be witsom and then the main big holiday 6 weeks off till September what a expense it is for the theme park or anywhere else to day you got school uniform costs labour was on about removing school uniforms we see what trouble is here to come
  15. Don't talk about cats bloody things they are shiting in the plant pots with seedlings growing in even our dog when younger eat cat shit I went mad at him nearly going to scrub his mouth out
  16. As we heard sex offenders all shapes sizes male or female a y background even animals can do this awful act
  17. The migrants will not fight for our country they swimming back across the channel or they want to wed Rachel reeves make her a good Muslim woman and create a big family with her and her financial skills because she's such a hot babe for them
  18. Who's brought ken dodds old teeth
  19. Saying about the rubber dolls on the dingies coming over here they should be all deflated packed and sealed up sent by Amazon or eBay to a sex toy manufacturer to be have their appearance changed and then sold on
  20. Our great Britain is such a great dumpling ground we such produce holiday leaflets to the ones in the camp sights in France bring them all over and them the houses of commons as their hotel and let the MPs entertain them like red coats at Butlins as some of them are great clowns of course starmer and reeves will do a good stage act he as the great magician and she as his assistant
  21. Very lucky that you can cook if you was our youngest brother the bin would be full of crisp packets
  22. Our joint of beef was cooked but a bit chewy we have had worse so our dads slippers will not be repaired with meat to day
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